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  Snow globes with no snow. Postcards that say "wish you were here!"

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  I have a friend with a doctorate in computer science. He writes accountancy software for a living. 🤷‍♂️ Although his thesis was on designing hardware to function under a different set of physical laws.

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  Love "Everybody Wants To Be An Astronaut" by Royal Republic. The rest of their music isn't like that.

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  Those people who look through insurance forms to find technicalities the company can use to refuse payment.

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  \*considers\* ...No.

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  I did it. Elvis paid me to.

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  I'm not a warrior, I've just lost the memory of what happened last time, and all the numbers after 8 and the word for those flapping flying things that sit on power lines. People keep talking about Traumatic Brain Injury. I think that's my favourite punk band?

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  Carol, who denied my requisition for pens? Huh.