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  I thought you'd be blocking the leche posters. Tempting.

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  The enshitification will continue until morale improves.

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  When anyone says "it gives you character" this is what they mean.

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  Leila. I mean the first half is ok, but the second half of masturbatory whining guitar solo can just fly into the sun.

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  Would a fart even compare with the body odour of a relatively unwashed knight exerting themselves in full sunlight?

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  Damn, that would be aces. Let's let them start in DC.

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  They both exist, and are used when you need to get away from a date, check your phone, or otherwise get some alone time sitting down.

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  Hey, friendly Canadian here with breaking news for Americans: the US is not winning the war in Iran.

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  I still recognize their buildings, even after repurposing.

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  Havings skills and a degree are not necessarily mutually exclusive. In my experience the degree was the gateway to gaining skills, not the method of doing so.

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  Water big. Easy hit.

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  [heron waits hours, gives up] "Aight, Im'ma bounce."

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  Wow, that’s even smoother than mine.

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  Zero. So go ahead, use an ant as a bullet to assassinate your foe, they'll rule it misadventure.

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  Honeyball don't care.

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  Finding chocolate and vanilla are easy, it's really hard to find blueberry, strawberry, or lemon.

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  This 1 weird trick destroys penile smegma, personal hygienists hate it!

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  Geez, spoilers much??

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  BONK

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  This is something I'd expect out of one of Caine's adventures.

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  What do they want, a refund?

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  I hated this version of the Fantastic 4.

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  She set her jaw once, and that's where it's staying.

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  No way. That's a Chevy, not a RAM.

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  You know the person that microwaves fish for lunch? This is the opposite.

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  It's only getting good now. Time to put it in the will for the favourite child.

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  Sue Storm is at 1, based on one of the movies, is that canon?

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  Looks expensive to live in, it's all costal.

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  She kicked me out when I asked for hot sauce.

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  Can confirm.