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sluttymayo

sluttymayo@jorts.horse

<p>i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who&#39;s horsing now</p><p>shitposter and submarine thief/historian</p><p>comsuberie of the great lakes people&#39;s littoral navy</p><p>beavergirl union lodge #716</p><p>professional endorsements:</p><p>&quot;you&#39;re not broken, just weird&quot; - my wife</p><p>&quot;i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you&#39;re really going for it huh&quot; - nasamuffin</p>

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    i resolve to be sluttier and more emulsified for 2023

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    oh shit. almost forgot to wish fedi a happy dave matthews band bus incident anniversary

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    maybe it&#39;s a skill issue, maybe i&#39;m not cleaning everything well enough, but trying to assemble anything on regular perfboard is a miserable experience for me. stripboard is 9000 times less painful

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    :bing: tuxedo tee shirt :bing: black sweatpants :bing: iron-on satin ribbon

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    i looove a woman in uniform ☺️ (aldi cashiers)

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    paul is stored in the malls

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    :bing: maritime signal flag juliet booty shorts (&quot;this vessel is burning and has dangerous cargo, stay clear&quot;)

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    when the that you left for monday on friday and now it&#39;s monday when the

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    i suspect that 90% of the posts my friends share from bluesky etc that are like &quot;omg what is this shirt i found at the thrift store&quot; are plants and are just setting up for the &quot;i &#39;remade&#39; this design and you can get it here&quot; link to follow, since &quot;this is a replica of an out of print funny shirt rediscovered at the thrift&quot; is more compelling than &quot;buy this shirt i designed&quot;

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    yeah the main character isn&#39;t named zelda, zelda is the princess. your guy is john zelda

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    holy shit yes. this is the one. this is the generic ai slop thumbnail that finally makes me want to watch an ebay live

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    animusic pride flag

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    amazon dash button for piss

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    fart louderdale

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    yeag i like that tabletop game uhh floorhammer 9000 or whatever

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    hbo stands for &quot;haha boobies onscreen&quot;

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    hi im lonk skwonker from the famous movie star works, did u know i am also joker batman

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    call 877-woims-now

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    there are extra posts on the fediverse only visible if you see it in imax

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    turns out an air cleaner or &quot;air purifier&quot; is like a special thing, it&#39;s not a regular cleaner , so apparently my double mop darth maul routine is actually just making a mess from the splash and not making the air cleaner. je ne say what

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    reverse engineering implies the existence of engineering

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    i love when a lady has a fuckass haircut and i&#39;m not kidding

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    apparently leonardo da vinci turned down American Psycho, Talented Mr. Ripley, and Star Wars in order to be in The Beach

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    mall petty and the blartbreakers

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    🎶 at the chupa chupacabrana 🎵

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    opening up my big storage trunk labeled &quot;normal stuff&quot; and tossing aside all the rocket launchers and the original declaration of independence and my autographed d. b. cooper portrait and stuff, so i can lift up the false bottom and remove a notebook from the secret compartment: my list of suspects who i think might be the grungler

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    mfw there&#39;s italian language meta-discourse on the tl

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    shooty borts

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    infinite procedurally-generated small hudson valley towns