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  What I learned from talking to divorced women over 40. 1. They don't need a dude. It's nigh impossible to find one who isn't exactly like the one they divorced. 2. They get all the emotional support and friendship they need from their women friends and there's less of a mess. 3. Guy knowledge is now found on youtube. From fixing a toilet to replacing a light switch. The rest they've got more than enough money to pay someone to do the job right. 4. If t...

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  There comes that realization your bodum is actually older than most of your co-workers. #bodum #coffee #gettingold

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  We're about 2 years away before indie wine makers run out of saucy names for their wines and go names like "Dead Hooker Red". #redwine

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  I went to the grocery store to get some stuff. It was pretty quiet and the young woman (easily half me age) behind the cash was asking me about my ball cap. I mentioned I got it at the Philly art museum, the one Rocky ran up the steps. Anyway, we had a nice polite but quick back and forth. I paid my bill and left. I got back into the car and my wife texted me to add green onions to the grocery list. I hadn't driven off yet so I went back to the grocery store and got the onions. However,...

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  @hanse_mina Germany enjoys the benefits of peace more than just about any other nation on Earth but wants others to do the heavy lifting in this.

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  Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. Don't bring a blanket to a suburban park concert when everyone else has folding chairs. #suburbs

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  The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of Charlie Kirk's neck. -- Thomas Jefferson

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  Kash Patel is on the case. There's a real competent man. Maybe people have figured Kash's FBI is too busy chasing down every other enemy of Donald Trump that the time to do other crimes is now, #KashPatel

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  You think someone has already paid Trump millions to acquire the rights to produce Trump funeral merch? #trump

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  Why is Charlie Kirk's favourite Starbucks beverage (mint tea with honey) the most stereotypical cat lady drink? Why are his man-o-sphere followers rushing to Starbucks to order it? #starbucks

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  They probably should have stretched out that Charlie Kirk memorial show until midterms.

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  @georgetakei Lots of people noted RFK Jr bolted from the room. I think he ran to get the guy a glass of raw milk and a fist full of Vitamin A tablets.

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  The central problem of moving America from its system of private healthcare to a single payer public system is the people in power are the people at the front of the line for healthcare. Those in the back of the line are asking them to create a more fair system, where the people in power who can change this lose their front line status and would have to get in line with everybody else on a first come first serve served basis. #healthcare

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  Epstein's Temu Hall of Faces was the least expected revelation. #Epstein #gameofthrones #temu

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  If I could change one thing about getting old it would not be the hair loss or the constant pain. It would be being able to sneeze like a young person again and not sneezing in such a way that causes my wife to come running into the room to make sure I'm not having a stroke.

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  RFK Jr needs to be called Trump's Temu Lysenko.

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  Some do. Maybe more than will admit.