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  @Dany@hsnl.social Naturally, the delay while it uploads your work to MS and then generates some shite would be called sloppy se(multiple shepherd crooks yank me directly into the bin)

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  @brian_greenberg@infosec.exchange this is why you need humans, and specifically humans with imagination and initiative, who care about processes

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  @Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt

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  wizard who recently joins the party casts True Seeing, shouts "What the fuck?" and immediately leaves for good

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  love it when a cat is like Rooouuuuwwh. MOOOUUUUAAWOWOUUUUHOOOOOUGH

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  god it's such a delight to play a strategy game with a personality

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  there was a time when i inspired people and I'm so pissed off with everything for ripping that away and holding it out of reach

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  mood swings? me? never

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  hey bro. bro i am your sis, bro. bro you're so weird. don't forget to go to college campus bro. im your sis

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  having some real girl lunch shit rn

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  calling my kid something ridiculous like Baker Pants to see if he ends up picking an internet name like "Chris23" or "DadHusband""

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  parrakeets: "unusually among garden birds, I have green feathers, hiding me among the trees so I can avoid predators by keeping a low profile." parrakeets three seconds later: "BWIIEEEEEECH BWIEEECK BWICK BIIIK BIIIK BIIIIEEC BYEEEEK BIIIK BYIIIEEK BIIIK BIIIEECH BIIECH BEICCH"

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  thinking about the time in year 4, when our new teacher, shocked, realised that we'd never been taught a subject because I didn't recognise it

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  one year ago today I got the diagnosis that let me start turning things around, after just under five years of being fobbed off and dicked around (which would have been seven if not for my new GP, although I probably would have died first) I was so close to having a good anniversary. Would have been nice to look back a year and see real improvement. I don't even get to have "I kept my room tidy for a year, beating my previous lifetime record of about a week"

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  the therapy has reached an impasse

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  I hate it when the autism has been comfortable for a while, and you have a little set of things, and then the adhd goes NO. DONE. THOSE ARE MISERABLE NOW. especially when you reply with okay, can you suggest something then and it just shrugs

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  "hmmm, but you see, the technology exists, so I HAVE to nerve staple the drones. What am I suppose to do? Not nerve staple the drones? But that takes slightly longer!"

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  "The Economy is measured by transactions, so let's make sure that whenever it's doing badly, our instant response is to make sure no employees have any money. This will fix it, because we are very rational."

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  haven't you heard the parable of the ants who enjoyed free music all year, then called the grasshopper who shared it with them "lazy" and left him to an agonising death

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  "two men enter, one man leaves!" -crowd chant at the genderdome

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  "You hit the goblin! You hit the goblin! You hit the goblin! You hit the goblin! The goblin escapes! You miss the goblin! The goblin misses you! You miss the goblin! The goblin misses you! You miss the goblin! The goblin misses you! You miss the goblin! The goblin misses you! You miss the goblin! The goblin misses you!" -lesbian relationships