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  Anybody who thinks Wikipedia is bad should have grown up on encyclopedias. Looking back at my childhood set, they are hilariously riddled with errors.

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  Kids got no imagination these days. Here’s me, carrying the key to the white castle, while Grundle tries to eat my ass. Thank god it wasn’t Rhindle. That mf was a heat seeking missle. See that hole is his gut? That’s my hole. It was made for me! Granddad watching me circa 1979: “I can’t tell what’s happening.”

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  Broke my femur and while waiting on surgery in the ER, the nurse than came on shift and checked my chart was the woman I had been partying with the night before. :)