Aoife 🦫🏴
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<p>I broke my server so I guess I'm here until I figure out how to fix it (I won't)</p><p>She/Her | 40ish | Brooklyn | Autistic | Taken</p><p>I like synthesizers and I don't like cops.</p><p>Sometimes drives racecar.</p>
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Has a union bug and everything
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Spain-Argentina would be such a mindfuck with the sheer number of fascists named Franco not rooting for Spain.
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Moore&#39;s law failed to consider that god-complex CEOs given a blank check would simply buy the world&#39;s supply of components.
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Thinking about how the first thing Mamdani did after winning (other than deciding he likes SRG and Jessica Tisch now) was protect Hakeem &quot;the rent isn&#39;t high enough&quot; Jeffries from being primaried by Chi Osse.
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It would be against the norms.
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Just heard my retired-military landlord who is probably old enough to have taken part in the Vietnam War describe Ho Chi Minh City (yes, he called it that and everything) as &#39;liberated&#39; by Ho Chi Minh which I think is v cool
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Can I reclaim the t-slur if I only ever get called a faggot and other completely unnecessary thoughts
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&lt;-- no longer forklift certified 😔
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Picturing OSHA somehow surviving the collapse of the USian Empire and living on as a freestanding continuous bureaucracy for the next few millenia like the church did.
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I wonder if they made phone keyboards unusable on purpose in order to try to get everyone to switch to voice.
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Robert Palmer has one (1) good song, but that one good song has hundreds of plays according to my last.fm (Johnny and Mary if you&#39;re curious about what the good song is)
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Shit, I need to renew my forklift certification
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Guy&#39;s blasting music over phone speakers on the J and I&#39;m not even mad because it&#39;s Rasputin.
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Throgs Neck bridge is so cute it&#39;s like a &#39;my first verrazano&#39;
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Everyone in midtown has a trenchcoat now so I need to get a beret to make it clear that I&#39;m wearing it in a partisan way instead of a bougie way.
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I bet with the rate the AI ads are vandalized in the subway that the TA is losing money on running them. No one gets to win with this slop except Sam Altman and co.