Deniz Opal
selzero@syzito.xyz
<p>Evil Supervillain Overlord of Syzito.xyz.</p><p>Potty mouthed tourist android from the dystopian cyberpunk future. :terminal_cursor:</p>
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These kolschs hit you after a while don&#39;t they, bloody hell.
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Not a single Fediversian got this right. https://syzito.xyz/@selzero/117177283829441889
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James Brown Michael Jackson Queen Elvis Presley No cheating. Put those names in order of US number 1 hits they had in the 70s. I&#39;ll edit this post later with the answer. ANSWER: MJ had 4 US Number 1 hits in the 70s with Jackson 5, and 2 solo US number ones. The other 3 had a grand total of zero in the entire 70s. James Brown never had a single US Number 1 in his whole life.
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James Baldwin in 1968, explaining that since we used the US as a dumping place for our convicts, we now deserve the presidents.
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Just grab a laser pointer from the other aisle.
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Trolling scammers is not fun anymore, they are all AI. It's a lost art.
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#DensBigAssFavouriteMovieScenes Number 10. The Shining tricycle scene. Mainly for the way passive audio is used to build the ambiance. Kubrick was brilliant at it, but also the exploration aspect of it.
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I don't want to give the Boy George song any airplay, is it as bad as it is made out?
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Oi you. Yes you. Stop doom scrolling. Get up and #CarpeTheHellOutOfThisMFingDiem
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Benny The Life Advice Axolotl says "if you are ever feeling bad that you made a bad financial decision, remember, when Vincent Price agreed to do the voice work for Thriller he was given a choice between taking a percentage of the album proceeds or being paid a flat $20K. He chose the $20K" Follow me for more advice from an axolotl. #BennyTheLifeAdviceAxolotl #FollowForMoreAdviceFromAnAxolotl #FollowAdviceAtYourOwnRisk #BennyIsNotARegulatedLifeCoach #termsandconditionsapply
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"It's not a genocide though bruh"
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Judd Hirsch appreciation post.
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It's 2026 and vanilla GNOME desktop still smells like the library.
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Jan bunchonumbers is big mad at the Muslin invasion.
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Bernie asked "Hey Den, why does heaven have gates? Who is God trying to protect himself from, with a gate?" I said "Don't be stupid Bernie. It's so that the Mormons have something to knock on."
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Why are you trying to threaten people with a good time bro. Kid Rock is right there, threaten to send him.
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I would like to create a save point please 🫣
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Benny The Life Advice Axolotl says "No matter how good the soap in the restroom smells, don't return to your date while sniffing your fingers." Follow me for more advice from an axolotl. #BennyTheLifeAdviceAxolotl #FollowForMoreAdviceFromAnAxolotl #FollowAdviceAtYourOwnRisk #BennyIsNotARegulatedLifeCoach #termsandconditionsapply
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The status quo is not "human nature" it is designed and maintained through corruption and violence. Tell them Paul Jav.
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Never underestimate the capacity of the Fediverse to find something to be butthurt, triggered, or insulted by, or failing that, find some way to gatekeep something. If only we could harness this energy 🤔
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MFers one of your PMs in the merry go round from last term was outlived by a lettuce. Sit down.
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After the new surveillance laws, and the declaration that dissent is terrorism, I can confirm this is a DS9 post.
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I want to film a mockumentary in which I go undercover and expose that the AI industry is just an elaborate way to market Asian sweatshops, a whole floor of people sat at their PCs frantically typing as "Thinking...." appears on our screen. "This one wants some python code now!!! Who knew python??" someone screams as the resident python expert jumps from his coffee break and rushes to help.
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Every day I feel like Victor Meldrew. So, we know Trump is selling pardons, letting out drug cartel people and ISIS people for $. And no one is doing anything about it. You would think that is enough of an "I don't believe it" moment. But this guy "Boosie", paid $600,000 and didn't get his pardon.... ... So is now suing. Suing because he didn't get his share of the corruption. How the fuck did we get here, how. https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news...
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When you bought the Clacton by-election on Temu.
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If Putin murdered Graham, Trump is going to have a meltdown.
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Commiserations on the loss of Lindsey Graham. We know how you feel, here in the UK we recently lost a Queen too.
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This makes me sad (makes a sad face and points at cheek to draw attention to tear)
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@HakeemG/116893325923197974 "Perhaps we should pick candidates that are good at politics, serve the people, and therefore easily win elections? That would keep the fascists away wouldn't it?" "WHAT A BUNCH OF PRIVILEGED EDGELORDS!" Is it that they are trapped in perpetual mental serfdom? Maybe that's why they think wanting politicians that work for us instead of visa versa is "privilege"?