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  That’s so funny, like I was honestly waiting to see how the Firefox AI stuff would shake out because inertia’s such a b*tch but now I have all the motivation I need thanks to Firefox Jake :3

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  god i love muting people who deserve to be blocked

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  folks i’ve gotten in actual trouble as a social media manager (2014-2019) for saying much less combative things than this ff jake guy. like “whoa meme too spicy” kind of things bc you know how businesses are sometimes but anyways i digress… like of all the things i thought might happen today as i scrolled & joked around with my friends here on retro dot freaking pizza, the last thing i expected was to get flak from a freaking firefox developer (!) because i didn’t like his stupid poll (...

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  jake from state farm :) jake from firefox :( #firefox #NoAI #technology #internet #JustSayNoToMisleadingPolls

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  it’s like raaaiii-aiiin on your wedding day it’s a reply-yyyy from firefox jake it’s good advice mozilla just wouldn’t take oh who would’ve thought ten figures… #NoAI

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  RE: https://retro.pizza/@wizardponderingorb/116013065286996102 lmaooooo 😂🤞

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  (also if you don’t get the reference he’s making)

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  I’m not sure how to say this but my cat has suddenly taken to licking tape. She’s become a tape licker. This girl just wants to go buck wild offa adhesive chemicals. She’s tryin’a become a party girl in here. Someone come get my cat she has a problem!!

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  any afab who would call their fellow afab a bitch can kiss our shared allyship goodbye because you’ve shown what you really think of women now that you no longer have to be considered one. be gone, and don’t you dare look back.

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  i’m so mad lol please donate to our server, folks! our mods put up with a lot of crap 👾🍕

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  🛁🍷🌿💨📻🎶😌💖💞

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  I keep remembering I deleted my LinkedIn and smiling

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  Eleanor Rigby typing a prompt on her iPhone that no one can see in ChatGPT Look at it working, flashing 3 dots before sending its saccharine reply— boyfriend AI All the lonely people, Where do they all come from? All the lonely people, Where do they all belong?

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  earlier today sam & i were talking about books and he made a joke about stephen king writing furiously on coke except he accidentally said hawking and before i realized the error, the visualization in my mind was very funny

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  days like these remind me how socially isolated i truly am compared to other people a strange bittersweet kind of feeling like missing a limb you never had

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  *38 year old white lady voice* well i think the bad bunny show was neat!

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  after watching the bad bunny halftime show, i showed sam a few other halftime shows from the past: michael jackson, paul mccartney, and that weird n sync / aerosmith combo one where mary j. blige & britney spears randomly showed up, and my god was young britney just… otherworldly 🥺💔 anyways the MJ one went great until the giant kid wave during “we are the world”… iykyk 🫣 and the macca one was notable for how it was geared toward prioritizing the live audience over TV viewers, a real sh...

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  did you guys know kid rock performed at the 2004 superbowl halftime show? lol

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  @outputdoubtr@seattlematrix.org don’t worry about it, it’s just some guy whose name reads like a synonym for epstein island

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  Hi Retro.Pizza peeps! I'm starting a 2nd Masto account so I can reserve this one for cozy hobby-related things. If you'd like to follow me over there too, here I am: @mrs_malice So if you get a follow/request from another Mrs. Malice, just know that it's your good pal Alice :blobcat_doggo: Cheers!

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  @wanderingleaf Lmaoooo this is amazing