Leon Bambrick has moved to aus.social
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<p>Owner/occupier of an ever-hungry brain, feasting on the flesh of thoughts. Bleeding heart. He/him. Strongly support lgbtqia+ community 🌈 and first Australians. I'VE MOVED TO <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://aus.social/@Secretgeek" class="u-url mention">@<span>Secretgeek</span></a></span> (aus.social)</p>
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https://www.intelligentliving.co/scientists-finally-figured-out-how-eels-reproduce/ Secret of eel sex finally revealed, Sigmund Freud finally proved right! Or maybe Freud was wrong? I don’t know what Freud thought about Eels reproducing I only know he spent like 10 years dissecting them to try and work out how sexy eel sex sexes sex their sexy sexness, without sexcess, I mean success. And I don’t know what the article says. I haven’t read that either. But someone finally knows something on this...
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Currently restoring an old Harley Davidson*. Yeh, pretty manly stuff. Typical of me. 15/15 stars in 20 moves today in #additional ⭐3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ https://additional.today (* It’s an old sign that says Harley Davidson, with an illustration of a Harley, not an actual motorcycle)
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Taking a brief break from fighting an incoming wave of AI enabled spam to perform some mental arithmetic 15/15 stars in 17 moves today in #additional ⭐3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ https://additional.today
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“Victoria Cross recipient Ben Roberts-Smith arrested, expected to be charged with war crime of murder” https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-07/ben-roberts-smith-war-crimes-allegations-arrest/106537668 Please 🙏
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It’s the future 15/15 stars in 20 moves today in #additional ⭐3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ https://additional.today
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I really appreciate this post from Scott Hanselman &quot;Automatically Signing a Windows EXE with Azure Trusted Signing, dotnet sign, and GitHub Actions&quot; https://www.hanselman.com/blog/automatically-signing-a-windows-exe-with-azure-trusted-signing-dotnet-sign-and-github-actions ....but seriously! Seriously! This whole system looks like it&#39;s been designed by a particularly nasty chief interrogator of the Spanish inquisitor, on a specifically horrendous Monday. Do microsoft...
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Made this fun little interactive blobby game thing https://secretgeek.github.io/fizz-ball/ At first i was making a lava-lamp simulator, but when i got this weird/fun interaction between blobs, i leaned into it.
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I’m watching the Count of Monte Cristo series on SBS and there is some background music they use during many moments of high drama, and it reminds me very much of some specific portion from “Shine on You Crazy Diamond” — is anyone else tortured by this?
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Do you like my new glasses? I just got them. I’m supposed to be able to see better but I can’t see anything.
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If you’re going through hell, keep going, as they say. But also, be sure to stop at a souvenir shop. Hell is bound to have some really awesome t-shirts, for example.
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“Ping-pong robot beats top-level human players (reuters.com)” I’ll save you a click: it’s a brick wall.
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building an app and it says.... &quot;✓ 16768 modules transformed.&quot; What a load of useless bullshit. It&#39;s not impressive, it&#39;s ghastly. Imagine if you hopped on the bus and after driving one bus stop the driver shouted out &quot;127 trillion, 253 billion, 521 million, 221 thousand and 462 atoms moved!!&quot; IT&#39;S MEANINGLESS SHOW OFF SHIT. Grow up Vite! No one cares!
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Visual Studio IDE feels like a palatial, dilapidated mansion -- once opulent, now creaking -- haunted, leaky, infested, terrifying, Dickensian, Poesque, macabre... you expect to see it pictured in the background as a developer in the foreground, flees, screaming.
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@jk I’m mashing the “update all apps” button over and over I want this feature I wanna arrest these damn birds, goddam spooky murder birds cackling in the night Australian birds make only the most evil of noises