softness is magic
scattapilla@jorts.horse
<p>you have been a witch this whole time</p><p>gregory bateson superfan - read mind and nature and tell me what you think and ill mail you a free spiral pendant<br /><a href="https://monoskop.org/images/c/c3/Bateson_Gregory_Mind_and_Nature.pdf" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">monoskop.org/images/c/c3/Bates</span><span class="invisible">on_Gregory_Mind_and_Nature.pdf</span></a></p><p>hotdog mommy<br />jewelry witch<br />spoon fairy goddess (retired)<br />potion scientist<br />hippie chick turned emo vampire π€</p><p>π€π <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://jorts.horse/@plut0nian" class="u-url mention">@<span>plut0nian</span></a></span> ππ€</p><p>antizionist jewish trans jorts mod do
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Christ i just got flashbanged by the polyamory pride flag. How does a community that full of unemployed graphic designers come up with something that hideous
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How much does bluesky mod charlie kirk stuff
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Tbh i think the implicit masculinization of the word &#39;guy&#39; does all of us a disservice. Theres plenty of words that mean a male person but only guy carries with it the understanding that each person contributes their personal affectation to the whole of their society (new type of guy, get a load of this guy, etc). Let girls be guys!
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Discourse? In my mentions? It's more likely than you think
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Do you have a kirkentine for this upcoming kirkiversary
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She got a big cloaca so i call her Big Cloaca
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Tony Hawk's Pro Gesterone
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[To my sons on the family farm] weed em and reap, boys
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Rage Against the Claw Machine
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you better believe i keep that obelisk on me in case i gotta fulfill a mfers Prophecy
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Im not gay but 20 XP is 20 XP
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Give me everything you got for this :gkpink_w: ide :gkpink_a: shley :gkpink_p: ile
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Today could be the day trump dies!!! Everyone gather your spirit energy and focus "trump will die on national tv in 104 degree heat trying to give a speech'
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I guess they just couldnt resist the siren song
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Naughty girls go into the oubliette &gt;:)
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Been noticing that most psychics these days are either really despondent or kinda concerningly manic. Its been tough trying to find a happy medium
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Cut off from oil, americas power grid collapses. Millions suddenly face starvation within months. There seems to be no source of food, but wait! Its americas pot farmers, who pollinate a crop of weed plants and make enough hemp seeds to feed the american underclass on hemp gruel
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I try to keep my name at the top of the unresolved reports sections of the mod tools so i can fondly remember all the people that malded at me over the years
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Bees are so neat like theyre so good at making and protecting a home and storing up nutrients that never go bad inside it that the biggest threat to them is a bear eating their honey
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Me: flirting with girls on cinco de mayo You: flirting with girls with a link in their bio
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Life is short and hard, you deserve a treat. Get yourself that ice cream, throw that lit cigarette butt out your car window. Youve earned it queen π
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Couples T-shirt idea: one shirt says &quot;the devil&quot; and the other says &quot;the details&quot;
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You were gonna use your phone to do something important but you got distracted and opened mastodon. What was that thing you were supposed to do? π€π€
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oops my wife has already walked in on me and my gf making out on the couch π€ :shrek2:
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Im just a heckin pupperino...you wouldnt hurt a heckin pupperino would you? Im just a smol blep heckin pupperino with glasses on her birthday π₯Ίπ₯Ί
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Ok ive beated everything but the jokerless challenge on #balatro how tf do you win jokerless ive never made it past ante 4
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My transition officially started when i got this heated seat bidet 5 years ago. One cannot be a princess without a princess throne