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  Frogs and ducks enter the chat

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  Reminds me of when my late FIL happily announced he had seen "some great tits in the garden earlier today" I could not contain the giggles and was considered most immature. Everyone else was trying not to laugh as well tho.

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  Just what we need, a justice system based on pre-existing biases

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  No french person would be that polite is why. Unless they're a 4yo out with their mother. Deux croissants

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  [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED]

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  There are some decent performance and memory improvements in .Net 10, particularly around iterators and local variables within iterator scopes. Beyond that, na, not much.

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  Oh, hi, sorry, did I wake you?

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  Clearly it's a peace negotiation

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  Finally an easy way to track the important jobs

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  Wow that's a heck of a title..

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  At this point I feel like he could just fuck and kill a baby on stage and his supporters would just be like "Wow, he's a real maverick who don't play by nobody's rules!" Hyperbole, obvs, but it's feeling more possible every day.

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  And Alexa, of course

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  As a hardware and software professional, this headline sounds like 100% bullshit. > allows your phone to measure prenatal heartbeat That is not the same thing as an ultrasound scanner. It's a microphone app which trims to, and amplifies, specific frequencies which allows you to monitor the baby's pulse. You absolutely can use your phone *with* an ultrasound scanner, but this requires external hardware which, while not restricted, is not super cheap.

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  Look at this shit. Not even kneeling on a black guy's neck. Fake news.

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  But like.. are they going to prohibit all forms of melding materials into a shape? You can make a shank out of a stick rubbed on a rock ffs.

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  Being able to determine if a username is valid without a valid password is a security flaw Even something as simple as taking longer to validate the password when the username is a valid one can also lead to user enumeration

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  If you bought a coffee pot requiring network access and give it unrestricted internet then you deserved to become a government pawn

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  Oh, it’s a woofer

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  Their first mistake was being a redditor

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  Correction: Older kindles can no longer download e-books with the stock rom

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  Cheese in toast

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  Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?!