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  I like Breaded Butter. I like Toasted Jam. That's what baby feeds me, because she's my loving man.

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  I would NORMALLY celebrate World Quantum Day today, but I'm worried if I observe it it'll move to another day.

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  The Subgenius stands in the gap of EVERY horseshoe!

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  Happy 4/20, friends! A most sacred feast day of St. Gulik!

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  My cat is fucking sickkkkk FUCKKKKK "BOB" YOU OWE ME ONE!

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  When in doubt, pray to Nobody! Nobody is there for you, Nobody cares about you, and you can trust Nobody! Nobody will be there for you when you need them, because Nobody loves you!

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  ERIS is the ONE TRUE GOD. "Bob" I don't know what's up with him. He's kind of scary when I think about it.

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  "BOB" is PRODUCT X. He IS the Leading Brand, he WILL make your clothes whiter, your dishes gleam. He snaffles caps of any size, slices and dices and makes Julianne fries, and he REALLY, REALLY WORKS. ORDER TODAY. SUBGENIUS.COM.

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  AND ONCE "BOB" HAS EVERY SINGLE DOLLAR, YEN, PESO, EURO, OR YUAN EVER MINTED... WE'LL FINALLY BE FREE.

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  WHICH ONE IS MORE OF A "REAL" RELIGION? NO NUANCE!

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  HAPPY 5/23

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  When it comes to beating hunger, nothing works better than food - and lots of it!

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  All things have their backs to the female and stand facing the male. When male and female combine, all things achieve harmony. "BOB" and ERIS are your ONLY HOPES FOR SALVATION.