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  One of the newer workers is a reader of books and an enjoyer of bad jokes for readers. So among other things we have reached silent agreement that one of our customers is only to be addressed in-store as "The Scottish Inmate" (despite the fact that I'm pretty sure James Doohan is more Scottish than said inmate) and if anyone mentions said inmate's actual name we mock spit, genuflect, etc. #PrisonSubContractLife

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  Not being that guy¹ but I get real frustrated with programming editors that panic if they don't have an LLM hookup or at least a language server. When I'm puttering to learn, all I want is consistent indentation and maybe syntax highlighting. ¹: totally being that guy

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  RE: https://mstdn.social/@spaf/116947410206949102 I get it but also can't help feeling this is a grave insult to Rocky, Dr Furter, and Dr Furter's motivation. Dr Furter may be villainous, but would never hide kinks under banal business wear and neo-fascist Christian demagoguery. I take that back. Modern Frank N Furter would absolutely have something for "tradwife via Parker Posey."

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  > "I will now sell five copies of The Three EPs by The Beta Band." > > "Do it." — High Fidelity (2000) #NowPlaying The Beta Band — "Dry The Rain (Live on KEXP)" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLUs5zZqSuQ

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  Promotional email: "3 million developers can't be wrong" Me: sure they can

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  RE: https://mastodon.social/@HitchhikersGuideQuoteBot2/116905063508849487 still mad that Douglas Adams ended up being the most spot-on futurist about life in this timeline

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  On July 4th Americans celebrate the birth of Blonde Jesus with meat, trauma, dangerous explosions, and semiautomatic firearms, just like their messiah did to the poor and the dirty foreigners and especially the elite globali—hang on let me check my notes again

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  RE: https://mstdn.social/@MaryAustinBooks/116822794494385859 > "if you stand on a soapbox and you match him with rhetoric, you’re just as bad as he is…but if you can make people laugh at him, then you’re one up on him." Mel Brooks is a genius about the utility of comedy. "As bad as he is?" Maybe? Engage as if their angle is worth debate, you lower yourself and elevate the fascist. I can see it. But Mel Brooks and Blues Brothers in my head, that skinhead never had a chan...

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  Ridiculous heat. Red flag day. Got to make sure and get everyone’s ice cream delivered while it’s nice and cold. Nothing will slow me down. “Incident in house [the one I’m going to]. Inmate altercation.” Well— “Pepper spray deployed.” Uh. “Taser deployed.” *(awkward cough)* “Control, be advised, inmate B has a chunk of their ear bitten.” You know what. It can wait. Control: “could you repeat that last bit?” #PrisonSubcontractLife

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  Third time's a charm. Recorded a Minecraft session where I was happy with the sound levels, and found my own babble acceptably pleasing. I'll see what I can do to post it tomorrow.

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  Third attempt at a second episode. Me — Minecraft Homestead 02: I Skipped a Beat (youtube still doing its checks but I gotta get to work so hopefully no hiccups) #Minecraft #LowAndSlowPlay https://youtu.be/laj8-uFChG0

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  Watching with delight this morning as @IamMrsGeek comes down the stairs blasting Beastie Boys “She’s Crafty”

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  It's certainly an experience seeing my own video recommended at me. OTOH I am trying to make the sort of videos I would want to watch, and I might be succeeding?

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  Recorded three Minecraft sessions, verified overall sound quality, held my nose a little at quality of material, and am in the process of prepping for probably scheduled video posts.

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  Playing low and slow with Homestead, "the cozy modpack for Minecraft!" Today, mostly reviewing the quest book and thinking about guidelines for expanding my starter home. Me — Minecraft Homestead 03: A Random Collection of Quests #Minecraft #LowAndSlowPlay https://youtu.be/mz64DC0nih0

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  18,600 steps. Day’s high temperature 101F. Enough humidity to sweat. Overall, do not recommend.

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  @ethanschoonover@mastodon.social yeah but that dude is gonna send me on a quest to collect 800 goblin ears or something I just know it

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  @nixCraft@mastodon.social *(waves from "2023: Software Engineer IV; 2025: prison commissary operations team member")* Partly because I couldn't stomach the prompt engineering. Partly because 50+ years old. Partly because AuDHD is no longer a selling point in startup land.

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  RE: https://mastodon.world/@jeffowski/116540514445508774 As someone the same age as or older than many of the folks saying "when I was your age there was none of this" They are not just lying. They are not just full of shit. They are telling on themselves. The vocabulary has evolved, but the people were there. Even just 30-40 years ago you had to make the active choice not to see them.

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  Today's "what's the German word for ___" is "Fremdscham," vicarious embarrassment on seeing the actions or encountering the words of another. Can be thought of as the opposite of Schadenfreude. Fremdscham is what I get when watching a Ben Stiller comedy, or reading the absolute WTF Richard Dawkins was writing about his chatbot crush.

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  What's the third "E" again? Oh yeah. Extinguish #GitHub

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  quick morning chat with @IamMrsGeek. She says she's got site-seeing to do today, so she's gotta prepare. Obviously I sent her this.

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  I don't want to accidentally give anyone the impression that I know what I'm doing.

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  [@AutistoMephisto](https://lemmy.world/u/AutistoMephisto) [@just\_another\_person](https://lemmy.world/u/just_another_person) \> "Then three months later, you realize nobody actually understands what you’ve built." gratz, gang, you turned everything into Perl. well \*(dusts off `perldoc`)\* I'll be ready

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  Please stand by, technical issues. One of which would be that I need to look at the camera when I have it turned on. But I'm learning about OBS Studio, screen capture, and editing with OpenShot. Having fun!

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  Looking at the big name FOSS projects on the "open slopware" list & thinking how we're at the "extinguish" phase of corporate Embrace, Extend, Extinguish as applied to free and open source software. If licenses aren't respected for training, and code itself is viewed by these projects as merely an output (of proprietary software running on privately owned GPU farms), what's the point of libre? To them, I mean. Lots of &quo...

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  RE: https://cosocial.ca/@dyckron/116432542760900991 yeah okay palantir showing us more every day that the name was never a faux pas of misinterpretation

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  Picked up a snack from the carcineria. #ADHD quest for novelty strikes again. I’m sure it’ll be fine.

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  Huh. Haven't played No Man's Sky since December, and that was maybe twenty minutes. I am very happy for the folks who enjoy corvette ship customization or battle creature collector games. I was kinda hoping for more universe, less minigame? Give the people what they want, of course. I just—I am once again not people apparently. Ah well. #NoMansSky

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  > "4-day workweek advocates gain momentum as new study reveals 5th day is basically useless" I can be useless in three days, sometimes less. I am just that efficient. https://techfixated.com/4-day-workweek-advocates-gain-momentum-as-new-study-reveals-5th-day-is-basically-useless/