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  ok... I _finally_ wrote the summary for my latest PR and because my Product Manager/Girlfriend approved of it, i.e., she said it "looks cromulent to me", I think it's ready to merge!!! https://codeberg.org/quephird/slocc/pulls/10

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  The formally-known-as “Top Fitness” place down the street from us has now rebranded itself to “360 Fitness” which proves that they realized that bottoms can want to be fit as well.

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  #NowWatching

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  Ok… the gummie is dropping now… but nevertheless just looking at the demos and the docos for SwiftTUI, this shit is wiiillldddddddd: https://swifttui.sh

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  I asked Becca to carry me out of bed into the kitchen to get my cup of coffee, and then bring me to the living room, all while continuing to scratch my head and back… and she said no. ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽

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  OMFG I’M GOING TO SOCAL AGAIN IN SIX DAYS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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  All of the news today is horrible so I’ve been basically spending the entire day cuddled next to my girlfriend and taking naps in between word games.

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  Becca just explained to me how Swift’s parameter packs are used and why… and my mind is blown…

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  I’m upset that there exists Swift mangling but not Swift womangling #DeepThoughts

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  I'm writing unit tests using the Swift Testing framework now and OMFG I LOVE PARAMETERIZED TESTS AAAAAAAAAA 😻😻😻

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  I just determined that if Chewbacca had a sister, her name ought to be Chewbecca. #DeepThoughts #StarWars

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  I guess the local Mattress Firm allows you to do cocaine while shopping there…

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  ok... this game RULES https://anthropeum.com h/t @steve@discuss.systems

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  If Lyndon Johnson had been the first person to set foot on the moon, the message to the Earth would have been instead, “One small step for man— *lets out giant belch*— uh, one giant leap for mankind.”

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  @joe@f.duriansoftware.com I just _had_ to share this with you. https://bsky.app/profile/histoftech.bsky.social/post/3mqdz64hick24

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  ALL RIGHT, FINE… I’LL PUT ON A BRA SO I HAVE SOMEWHERE TO PUT MY FUCKING IPHONE WHILE I COOK AND DJ AND DANCE IN KITCHEN WHILE IN MY BLACK VELVET GOWN #GirlProblems

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  Avasarala is KILLLLLINNGGGGGGG me with her metallic pantsuits this season… #TheExpanse

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  Before I lose this thought and return to drawing, can anyone point me to any resources regarding compiler and/or REPL architecture, specifically that talk about the challenges of making a REPL for a language _that compiles to byte code_?

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  Ok, I’ve seen this before and I guffaw loudly every single time.

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  A thread of photos I took yesterday on the way to and during #SFTransMarch…

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  I vaccinated Becca just now… WITH HAWTNESS 💋💉

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  Well... one funny thing happened this morning: I was talking to the nurse while she was prepping my shingles vaccine and I remarked that I was old. She then looked at me and glanced at my chart, and immediately said: "WAT??? Pffffft... fifty is the new twenty, baby." And I was like, ok... I'm goin' with that. 💅

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  #TOTD Unit 21 - 8 02 02 https://on.soundcloud.com/pucw0XP3IuHHk5kZL3

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  Time for the icy sounds of Reykjavik… https://on.soundcloud.com/tNpdVJlehewBkRIqDZ #WalkingMusic

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  I was an Adult™ just now and picked up my two prescriptions from CVS: • for my pain: Tramadol • for my soul:

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  OMFG THIS. I lose my shit at the end of RotK when Frodo reawakens in the Shire, and one by one all of his friends visit his bedroom and greet him. The camera pans back and forth between each one’s entry and their hugging Frodo… until Sam finally arrives… and simply leans against the doorway and stares lovingly at Frodo, and Frodo returns the same gaze. There are _very_ few hills I am willing to die on… but Sam was the real hero and I don’t give a shit what anyone else thinks. Goddammit, I’m f...

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  #DrawingMusic https://on.soundcloud.com/GMx8pzyHEZMcJdeJRL

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  I. CANNOT. FUCKING. BREATHE. LMFAO… https://mastodon.social/@curtosis/115769214486355914

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  New display name just dropped... cc/ @joe