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  Every time I sneeze, this girl comes over to check on me. As a result, whenever I sneeze while I'm at work, I get a little sad. #Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Mastodogs #Dogstodon

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  The first goal in the England/Argentina match was a thing of beauty. #FIFA #WorldCup

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  Wordle 1,840 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #1118 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 Strands #852 “It's like talking to a brick wall” 🔵🔵🟡🔵 🔵🔵

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  Leo had a long day yesterday. Those squirrels aren't going to police themselves! #MastoDogs #DogsOfMastodon

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  Wordle 1,648 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #926 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Strands #660 “Br-r-r-r-r!” 🔵🔵🔵🟡 🔵🔵🔵🔵

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  Visited the dog park this morning, as I try to do every Saturday and Sunday. The 14Y old pup insisted on leaving after only two laps instead of our usual three. The husky belongs to our friend who joins us on our park outings. #Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Mastodogs #Dogstodon

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  RE: https://woof.tech/@radish/116501663872078871 Perfection. No notes.

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  I admit that treats were involved to get this photo. #Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Mastodogs #Dogstodon

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  Aww yeah, those are some great tits.

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  Oh, hey! I found $1.33 in my pocket!

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  A moment later, the grey sable stepped forward and piddled on that spot. The red sable did not get out of the way fast enough. #Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Mastodogs #Dogstodon

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  @pancakescon @neurovagrant I tried toastmasters but found the mentoring to be lacking

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  My only complaint with Bad Bunny was that it sounded to me like everything he said or sang was mumbled like a spanish-language Boomhauer. The music was great! @courtcan

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  Dear call center managers, If you're going to put me on hold, do not bombard me with ads while you make me wait; it's disrespectful. At the very least, play soothing music to help me from getting angrier by the second. #Rant #CallCenters #CustomerService

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  Random poll: How do you prefer to peel your hard-boiled eggs?

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  Somebody really wants to know when it's dinnertime. She's poised for action. #Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Mastodogs

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  Right... "Arrest" sure @jk

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  Four weeks ago today. #Snow #Winter #March

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  To that guy at the urinal who sounds like he's bench pressing 200kg: my dude, pissing shouldn't take that much effort.

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  It's always exciting when the tornado sirens go off

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  Muttar paneer for lunch today? They must have heard our pleas for cheese and peas please

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  Pro writing tip: "And so on", in latin, is "et cetera", abbreviated "etc". "ect" is electroconvulsive therapy (aka electroshock therapy), and it has no place in your writing.

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  Stairs are for climbing up or down, not for standing! #Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Mastodogs

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  How can you resist the cutie-pie? #Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Mastodogs

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  Penny looking pitiful this morning. #Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Mastodogs

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  Whoa, we're halfway there. Whoa, Vallhund on the stair! #Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Mastodogs