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  Nightmare I was a reporter writing up about a dinosaur velociraptor attack in the park when one bites me. I try to go to urgent care and the ER and they brush me off do with iodine and superglue I patch myself up. Same thing a day later when I put my hand down on a glass splinter

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  In the Infancy Gospel of Thomas chapter 13, Joseph grieves as he has forgotten to go to ancient Levantine Home Depot to get the right dimensional lumber and can’t complete a contract for a rich man. But the 8-year old Jesus stretches wood to the right length and Joseph is saved.

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  hello i am John toiletpaper, lead researcher at Toilet Paper, and we know your top concern is the end not being glued tightly enough to the roll. We are introducing a new superglue method that ensures the first 10% of the roll will be torn up and uneven every time

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  someone in my nightmare said Havana Syndrome is the first step towards psychic powers and that was so stupid I woke up

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  did i mention the NYC MTA built a mile long bridge in the middle of Manhattan on time and on budget to replace a 130-year old viaduct with 2 custom bridge building machines while not interrupting service the new viaduct has much better noise suppression https://youtu.be/CBXkSJT1a7w

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  what the Trump Admin means by "the Strait is Open" is that we're using Filipinos and Indians as human shields, sailing ships dark through drone infested waters, and 1 in 20 get hit and one of them dies. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-10-01/getting-oil-and-gas-through-hormuz-strait-is-dangerous-job-for-ship-captains?utm_source=website&utm_medium=share&utm_campaign=twitter

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  there is a massive petroleum agrochem shortage in the global south as a direct result of Trump's war nations need to plan for a world beyond petrochemicals, heat treating human and animal biosolid waste, processing liquid for nitrogen, tobacco for pesticide https://youtu.be/VSu4ZCzLKEk

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  cleaning company buys a stigmatized house from a grieving family and discovers a massive Pokémon card collection they pay the family 45 million yen (285,000 USD) for the collection, a final blessing from their father https://youtu.be/YrMiQtQo6Eg?t=670

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  remember these affirmations 👇 "Monarch, helluva tac name." "Self-proclaimed?" "Entire kingdoms are found by people like him." "He's still a merc." "Not every king is just."

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  it is unclear what the nootropic effects of the cumstack are, if any

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  watching the Live TV setting on my Roku, a full half of the channels are true crime, and half the advertisements we got were prescription drugs and Kalshi or Fanduel ads which is why everyone is terrified of being crimed and addicted to gambling

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  the cipher to understanding the online right is Freud is more correct than ever before, the soyright's onancause is all of your political opponents are stealing your penis and you can only win by stealing their penis first by beating off

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  Venice is infested by blue crabs, in America and Asia, they are price catches. In Venice, it's considered trash and if it can be found at all in a market, sells for €0.80/kg or $0.40 US/lb https://youtu.be/QrZvHLUTUiM

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  hey, how's the war going? oh i see. #オルクセン王国史

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  my old landlord who always tried to intimidate me with his Hasidic cousins and laughed in my friends face bragging he was a slumlord is out of jail and at it again illegal SROs and he's building an ADU slum tenement too https://grime-square.com/2026/10/02/herman-epstein-bushwick-wilson-ave-sro/

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  complete disaster, got a weak bloom from some yeast, i thought it was just cold, nope, stuff is nearly dead. Barely any rise even with the oven and a double boiler to keep the bread bowl warm

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  in high def, I can now see there's a truck at the "Soviet" base in "Afghanistan" in The Living Daylights (1987) that says "Leeds, England" on its manufacturing plate

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  tonight on anything but a Humvee, this Dodge WC-51 with an M2 Browning subbing in for a Soviet truck in 007's "The Living Daylights (1987). The film was made in Morocco so it was likely either left by the Americans or the French in the Moroccan military's motor pool

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  BREAKING: Senate to announce Mitch McConnell (R-KY) will be sealed inside an experimental walking prosthesis forever so the citizens of Kentucky will “dread naught” of ever being without his holy protection

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  unmanned AI History Slop channel begins diverging from reality, a Nestorian Christian Khan saves Constantinople, WWII continues to rage to this day, the French are first to land on the moon. Its artifacts soon begin to turn up in museums and dig sites.

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  funny thing about reading Carl Schmitt is you can really tell he's a jurist, the law is his life, so he has to pretend it's real just so he can justify raw power. But it's hollow, because in an exercise of raw power, there’s no need to intellectualize a punch, just to throw it 👊🏼

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  Penis thievery, to a lesser extent breast stealing, is a common culture-bound mass hysteria or mass psychogenic illness. Well-known epidemics spread as chain letters on African social media, but there were recorded cases in medieval Europe and China. Think of them as evil memes.

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  Brick Immortar explains why the MV Dali struck Baltimore's Francis Scott Key Bridge in 2024 including a wire demonstration of how something as simple as a loose wire label can stop an entire ship and kill 6 https://youtu.be/d8o54wmXpV0

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  today i learned how automated farming works when seeds are irregular. They make the seeds regular! They use a seed pelletizing machine to turn the seeds into balls of a uniform size with inert binders so a machine can accurately plant 1 at a time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wROtIztxso

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  youtube recommended "Justice League vs The Fatal Five" (2019) and apparently it's set in Portland, Oregon with a traumatized girl who becomes a Green Lantern

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  rewatchign Dredd (2012) and in the dystopian future, the only car available to buy in America will be vans

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  Nightmare I was a resistance fighter in an artist’s commune in Sirte, Libya during WWII and the Italians were wising up to us.

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  this is true here in NYC's Chinatowns. Every day i take the train into work, I look out the north-facing window and the wasteland between townhouses and the tracks has all been reclaimed as farmland every piece of yard dirt has been turned to production https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUcVB3ZztCA

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  <WIZARD 500 YEARS AFTER INDUSTRIALIZATION> "Yeah, you see, these are mimic spores, yeah, yeah, that's why you use copper not PVC, that's why your toilet is now a mimic and tried to eat your dog." "I'll be back, I gotta go to Wizard Lowes to get the pipes and a single-use spell."

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  as Las Vegas dries up economically, there's a town on the hotel on the I-15 called Jean, Nevada For a short period of time, gas stations became tiny casino resorts. Now everyone flies, gambles on their phone, or has a local casino, no one needs mini-Vegas https://youtu.be/2QEL4ij2SbA