Sara Golemon

pollita@phpc.social

PHP 7.2 and 8.0 Release Manager. PHP Foundation Board. All around good Gnome. Certified neurologically damaged by 3 out of 4 psychologists.Occasional substitute host and agent of chaos for the <a href="https://phparch.social/@phparch" class="u-url mention">@phparch</a> podcast. Blame Eric and John for having lives...Non-PHP toots happen at <a href="https://fosstodon.org/@saramg" class="u-url mention">@saramg</a>, for everything else you're in the right place.

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1. In case you haven't heard: PHP Benelux is BACK, BABY! https://conference.phpbenelux.eu/ 2. What sort of talk should I submit? These titles have no further explanation available at this time. I'll just ask AI to make something up. (That was a joke, ha-ha, fat chance).
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PHP’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.
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RE: https://fosstodon.org/@saramg/116887023081364159 When you realize what it is, don't spoil it, but do comment how long it took you to notice.
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Reminder that the inaugural meeting of the PHP Foundation's Ambassador Programme is today at 15:30 Europe/Lisbon (07:30 America/Los_Angeles). Read more here, and sign up if you'd like to attend. https://thephp.foundation/blog/2026/06/19/the-php-ambassador-program-is-open/
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@bagder/116238308017724408 AI is not your friend, buddy.
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Sir, this is programming language.
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Sharing tales about the PHP Community, and reminded how y&#39;all rock.
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In honor of @elizabeth joining @thephpf, and because I&#39;m packing for my move, I hereby present proof that PHPAppalachia actually happened, and that I *was* a size Medium when I was 30, tyvm.
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Don&#39;t tell @shocm and @john, but @joepferguson and I are gonna hack our way into the @phparch stream in a couple hours. https://www.youtube.com/live/XbIkw6K92Mo
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Co-hosting PHP Podcast again this week as John and Eric are both still MIA. I definitely do not have either of them tied up in a steamer trunk. Who said anything about a kidnapping?! You talkin&#39; crazy, dog. https://www.youtube.com/live/Ycr5yCjNFdk
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This one is an oldie, but a goodie.
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It might be time to come out of retirement. https://externals.io/message/130240#130400
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PHP Alive &amp; Kicking Episode 20 with ME in about half an hour. https://www.youtube.com/live/ob2puq3Di4s We&#39;re gonna talk git worktrees and... I dunno (genuinely, I dunno) probably some other stuff because how do you stretch that out to an entire hour? Come join the PHP Architect discord and get in the chat. https://discord.gg/kawf7MZ
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RE: https://fosstodon.org/@saramg/116059658816023540 Search Monkey was a cool project to work on. It was just.... engineers doing engineer shit with no concern for profitability, just: How can we make our own product more useful and usable? Shame what we got instead was Gemini embedded into every google query.
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Prepping slides for PHP UK (which I haven&#39;t spoken at since 2013), and I&#39;ve been on this project long enough that I&#39;ve been starting to find timelines like this fun if for nothing other than &quot;Fuck, this industry ages you&quot; purposes.
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Anyone know if there&#39;s a canonical place for @krakjoe&#39;s busfactor post? I&#39;ve got it on Web Archive, but the original seems to be gonzo. https://web.archive.org/web/20211128002517/https://blog.krakjoe.ninja/2021/05/avoiding-busses.html
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Announcing the PHP Foundation&#39;s new Executive Director: Elizabeth Barron. Some of you PHP old timers will recognize her. Some of the real OGs will even remember PHP Appalachia (but we don&#39;t talk about PHP Appalachia, do we?). She&#39;s been doing real FOSS supporting work in this space all this time and I for one am really excited to see what she&#39;s able to do for PHP in the coming years. https://thephp.foundation/blog/2026/02/27/welcoming-elizabeth-barron-new-exec...