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  this is a fun project ☠️ #CrossStitch

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  i get to kiss my girlfriend and see jimmy eat world today :) :) posts i could have made in 2006 or 2026. the more things change

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  for some reason i spent this evening watching the first few episodes of the 1960s series The Prisoner for the first time and i'm fucking obsessed with the psychedelic british 60s aesthetic and the surreal creepy scifi plots and the constant homoerotic energy

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  we're at the car show deciding which car is the most fuckable

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  it's my first day at work and i'm taking the gay little train to my gay little job. wish me luck lodge

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  slow blinking at everyone on the train who makes eye contact with me to show them that i love and trust them

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  poetry found on a staff locker: no unclean booty will fart in your mouth

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  people on jorts post too good. our bitches too bad. our piss is too strong. they'll kill us

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  went to the hazardous waste disposal site and they wouldn't let me play in the hazardous waste. :neigh: :neigh: this frog is gatekeeping the hazardous waste.

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  i made another dinosaur terrarium. i can't be stopped.

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  top notch seattle activity: getting a little high and petting the moss on all the trees

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  snake orgy. snorgy

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  i scrunched up my car (just a little, no one else was hit) and it was so stressful that i forgot to be horny about it. disappointed in myself. 😔 you gotta take the time to appreciate the little moments in life

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  first meal in seattle: a hot dog, ashley style 🖤

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  i have done more Adulting in the past couple of weeks than i have in my entire life. i am earning an excellent grade in Adulting

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  :honks: i'm back online :doge: :nothonks: i was forced into the arms of comcast once again. I VOW REVENGE

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  it's just like the mashed potatoes!!

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  I SAW BISON

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  oh no i bought all these snacks for the journey but now it's 4/20 and i'm eating all the snacks oh noooo :oh_no: :no_oh:

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  today they took my bed and all my chairs. the only place i have to sit in this house is the toilet

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  i was crying when the junk hauling guys called to confirm my appt today and they talked me down and offered to buy me breakfast lol. your reward in heaven will be great, jason

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  dumpster gone. junk hauled. house empty. wagon packed. we are off. just a short day today but it has officially begun. day 1 on the oregon trail. SEATTLE OR BUST

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  having tentacles would probably solve all of my self esteem problems

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  tragically i think i may be too tired to attend the lesbian rodeo 😔

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  my dumpster is almost full 🌝

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  my last 4/20 in michigan :gay_weed: :goosedrugs: :gay_weed: blazing it great lakes style one last time :gnomed: :gay_weed: :partyparrot:

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  🌚 i have filled my dumpster 🌝

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  ok putting the call out for podcast/audiobook recommendations. nonfiction and fiction. as always i am very much in the mood for horror. but other stuff is ok too. i have about 40ish hours in my car ahead of me this week 🫪