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  OK, houseowner dude. Consider draining the acid vat NOW? #monsterdon #houseonhauntedhill1959

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  Cool that the house has individual control for the gas lights in an alcove somewhere off screen. #monsterdon #houseonhauntedhill1959

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  OK, sure, but how did they get the rope to twine around Nora's feet like that? #monsterdon #houseonhauntedhill1959

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  Watching Vincent and Alan Marshall waggling guns at each other My mom: "Mine's bigger than yours!" #monsterdon #houseonhauntedhill1959

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  What's this? I'll be here for realtime riffing of my favorite classic Vincent Price movie? Hell yes! #monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

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  If you rewrote this is a 5 page short story, Readers Digest would've rejected it as "pointless and silly." #monsterdon #doublefeature #monsterdondoublefeature #WizardOfMars

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  Wow, that wasn't just bad, it was egregious. It gave the finger to every precept of good cinema. The writing and direction was as bad as Manos, but with better production values (a low bar to step over) #monsterdon #doublefeature #monsterdondoublefeature #WizardOfMars

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  Time keeps on tickin tickin tickin Into the fuuttuuuuuuuuuuuure #monsterdon #doublefeature #monsterdondoublefeature #WizardOfMars

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  I know why the civilization collapsed. An entire civilization enthralled with steampunk cannot survive. #monsterdon #doublefeature #monsterdondoublefeature #WizardOfMars

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  "It is the symbol of time common to all races." "A pocket watch?" "What? What the fuck is that? Of course not!" #monsterdon #doublefeature #monsterdondoublefeature #WizardOfMars

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  This could've been a short story. This should've been a short story. 20 minutes of movie, tops. 30 pages of story, tops. #monsterdon #doublefeature #monsterdondoublefeature #WizardOfMars

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  Waking up from mindless dust My brain is enormous My planet rust #monsterdon #doublefeature #monsterdondoublefeature #WizardOfMars

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  how much exposition that doesn't move the story along are we going to be forced to endure? #monsterdon #doublefeature #monsterdondoublefeature #WizardOfMars

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  The power! THE POWER! - John Carradine #monsterdon #doublefeature #monsterdondoublefeature #WizardOfMars

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  "We should be able to reach the plateau by 3 in the afternoon!" A perfectly usable measure, on Mars. When, as you already said yourself in narration, YOUR WATCHES DON'T WORK. #monsterdon #doublefeature #monsterdondoublefeature #WizardOfMars #FuckContinuityAmIRight?

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  "This is our 14th take, and there's footprints all around us. Should we rake them out or cover them or anything?" SHUT UP KEEP ROLLING #monsterdon #doublefeature #monsterdondoublefeature #WizardOfMars

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  It's only a model. #monsterdon #doublefeature #monsterdondoublefeature #WizardOfMars

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  Soiled satin dunes under a tooled steel sky. #monsterdon #doublefeature #monsterdondoublefeature #WizardOfMars

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  You must walk without rhythm so you won't attract a worm. #monsterdon #doublefeature #monsterdondoublefeature #WizardOfMars

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  Arrakis. Dune. Desert planet. #monsterdon #doublefeature #monsterdondoublefeature #WizardOfMars

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  "Our watches have refused to run since landing on this planet." Honey, I'm not running on that fucking planet either. #monsterdon #doublefeature #monsterdondoublefeature #WizardOfMars

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  Well, there's probably plenty of oxygen, if the fire can burn like that. Unless it's a fluorine environment, but then their suits would be on fire and shit. #monsterdon #doublefeature #monsterdondoublefeature #WizardOfMars

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  Captain Longshanks there is holding the hand of the femme officer, because like all mentally deficient people (i.e. women), she can't be trusted to walk alone in a dangerous environment. #monsterdon #doublefeature #monsterdondoublefeature #WizardOfMars

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  "A volcanic cavern! I should've known we'd find this!" Yes. You should've known you'd find vulcanism on mars. The planet with no vulcanism. The planet with no dynamo. The dead planet. #monsterdon #doublefeature #monsterdondoublefeature #WizardOfMars

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  This long cave journey is about as moving and relevant to the film as the 20 minutes of driving in the opening of Manos. #monsterdon #doublefeature #monsterdondoublefeature #WizardOfMars

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  "Whaddya looking at doc?" "This rock formation! It looks like shotcrete over styrene!" #monsterdon #doublefeature #monsterdondoublefeature #WizardOfMars

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  Oh boy their oxygen booster is some kinda magic ^h^h^h^h^h science device that allow them to breathe without their helmets. #monsterdon #doublefeature #monsterdondoublefeature #WizardOfMars

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  We're doing down! On something of monstrous size! hur hur hur #monsterdon #doublefeature #monsterdondoublefeature #WizardOfMars

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  "Scanner shows we're approaching something of monstrous size!" Well, it sure ain't the budget. #monsterdon #doublefeature #monsterdondoublefeature #WizardOfMars

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  I'm really struggling with suffering FUCKING MORONS gladly today. Cuz it ain't fucking happening, and I'm gonna hit a motherfucker.