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  This is the cutest pine cone in the world, and you can’t prove me wrong. Just look at this adorable little thing.

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  The heat must be getting to me. I thought about that song by the band Foreigner called "Hot Blooded" and realized that they used Fahrenheit instead of Celsius: "I'm hot blooded. Check it and see. I got a fever of a hundred and three." I did some math and wondered why they didn't try to rhyme 39.44 Celsius instead. (snort) According to Internet sources: "The UK Meteorological Office officially switched from Fahrenheit to Celsius (then known as Centigrade) o...

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  Good morning to everyone who thinks they’re special. :ablobwave:

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  Please stop using “unicorns” as a metaphor. It hurts their feelings.

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  Pollinators will pollinate. #photography

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  Your cult lacks originality. Try mine. #SixWordStories

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  You versus Poetry You'd be wise to fear the poets. They see you. They see you and all you don't see inside you. Inside you think that by this age you'd be wise. https://photovotary.mataroa.blog/blog/poetry/

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  When I’m down my pup always looks at me as if to say, “Hey! Are you OK? Let’s go play!”

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  Don’t mind me. I’m just going for a stroll hand-in-hand with my good friend The Abyss. It showed up at 3AM and has decided to stay a while. Cheers! 😅

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  Do birders have a lot of esoteric humor that non-birders would never understand? If so, dear birders, please try some of your jokes out on me. Thank you.

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  Fridaying like a Monday. #doingFridayWrong

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  Feeling like you’re the only one who always changes the toilet paper roll. #catastrophizingTheMundane

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  Polymarket but for elementary schoolers to bet on who's bringing Oreos in their lunch, whether pizza day will remain in rotation despite burgeoning gluten intolerance, whose macaroni art will feature prominently on the school bulletin board, etc.

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  Typed out a diatribe about the state of the music industry and then deleted it. It was for the best. 😅

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  Your dog doesn’t care about what is on the Internet. He wants to go play.

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  Think before you toot.

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  Observations from an evening walk in April Five dark little birds wait on the gravel road. They take wing into the safety of the wood just as the border collie arrives to sniff at them. Countless cardinals calling in the crepuscule, as if they don't stand out enough in the sunlight. They need to be noticed even as the light fades. We walk beneath the reign of trees. We gaze up at the purple sky as the stars make ready. A lone hound beys in the distance. https://photovotary.mataroa.b...

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  Mood: we are mostly made of goo.