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  Who's the barber here? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edIi6hYpUoQ What was only recently satire is an actual position. They will kill you and your kids.

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  2am subway station in Vienna. Had been drinking all night, really had to pee. Walked in to the bathroom, saw dude with a spoon and a lighter doing his crack thing and did a sweet 180 Michael Jackson spin on my rear heel and was out the door before it even closed from my opening it. Had never seen anything like that in real life but didn't need to look twice.

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  I had completely forgotten Lenovo bought Motorola from Google some 10 years ago. Honestly haven't seen a Motorola phone in at least that long ...