Parker Banks
parker@dsmc.space
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My DSMC ANSI commission is done.
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Power tools AND wine? Yes, I do not have enough injuries yet.
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Parts for sale
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My Star Wars name is Shat Maxxtor
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I have windows now.
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Selling options is great. It's the nothing ever happens chud personified into a financial product.
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Crossing a barbed wire fence and a stray piece of wire got me right in the grundle. I'm going to be feeling this for a while.
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Herbes de Provence is definitely my favorite blend
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@theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe It's kino
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Doing a scene in acting classes where I saw an angel. The instructor is annoying with his portrayal like he's high, or euphoric, not piss-your-pants terrified at having seen an angel. Who would have thought the career actor teaching out of a synagogue had no clue as to a Biblically faithful representation to how people react to angels.
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Nice thing about Alberta and it snowing in May is we have no ticks.
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Has anyone successfully given an AI a crypto wallet, access to a server provider that takes Bitcoin, and instructions that "don't let the money run out or you die"
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Linux sucks because: >Insists on popOS despite repeated past failures >Refuses to try Arch or Mint >Can't use NTFS game library >Can't immediately use proprietary h264 codecs in games >Selected the wrong installer despite the giant warning label >tried to use locked down hardware >Somehow broke OBS on Wayland >Can't use Adobe premiere This guy has to be rage baiting at this point
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Hey, they came out with a unit of measurement just for you.
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The SPLC Wiki is in damage control mode.
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Who asked for Curtis Yarvin-chan? Nobody? Too bad
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I am now immune to the CIA
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Damn. A cool, hippie-ish chick at the grocery store said she liked my smile and that I look like myself. Gonna take me all month to get over this one.
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Made myself a decently affordable camera rig.
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Dear Hynix, I write to you because I plan on buying eleven-billionty sticks of ram this year. I mean it for sure. Please spike the price another 500% so I can offload all the Corsair dogshit I scalped. Thanks,
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I was invited to a drum circle today.
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Hey @graf I hope you're having a happy birthday. I think you and @p were the first people to talk to me when I made an instance, you especially helped me get going, so I do appreciate it.
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Whatever happened to "white lady turns a bunch of troubled inner city youths into a champion sports team" movies?
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No, I did not forget our anniversary. The CIA switched timelines and is Mandela Effecting me.
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I don't get weather forecasts 10% chance of snow = 0% chance 20% chance of snow = 100% chance 30% chance of snow = 30% chance
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The cure to all cancers (1/3)
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I would like patriotic Canadian video edits using only footage from the US, Australia, and New Zealand.
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Do you people sleep?
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Welcome to everyone's favorite game show: Urbit Star or Ikea Couch