Christopher Owen
oysta@mastodon.oysta.au
<p>I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming. </p><p>Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes.</p><p>🌏📍Sydney, Australia</p>
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Golden Gate does feel like that classic OS release where they’ve finally Calmed The Fuck Down about a few things. Corner radii have been reined in, liquid glass has definitely gotten more refined, things feel a lot more snappier etc
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ah shit
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I have now replaced the thumbsticks which broke on my ROG Xbox Ally X with some ordered from Ali express that look way more robust than what broke before
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HTTP/1.1 299 Not great not terrible
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I have finally ordered the pieces to fully complete my BoxThrone
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Imagining a transporter chief named Jim Beam
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Standard corporate message when they’ve leaked data: “Rest assured, none of the data that would cause US problems has been leaked, only the data that will cause YOU problems. We remain committed to your privacy and security!”
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shit pitch: Cypress Trench: Hits from the Somme
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I quite enjoyed SNW’s “A Case of Chiaroscuro” even if the second Enterprise bound subplot felt a bit tacked on
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Like brothers in arms we’re more than a team And the heart of a city we wear on our sleeves For the red and the blue ’til the end we will fight Singing long live the Newcastle Knights ❤️💙❤️💙
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Absolutely CURSED LinkedIn invitation
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN Crimson Rosella (Yellow) ???
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“Tommy there’s an option here that says ‘Sign in using other methods’. Go get the axe.”
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Treating my illness by removing shit from my BGG wishlist and marking as “Want to play” instead
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remember back in the old days where someone called Lord Sugar made our computers and shift-2 was double quotes not the at-sign, good times
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“Help your family become the most infamous in Hell and the most influential in 14th-century Florence” ok ok sign me the fuck up
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Martin Fowler has a simple system for determining what game to play in a group (only 20 steps) https://boardgamegeek.com/blog/13064/blogpost/188864/beverly-system
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They call them “flagship phones” and yet none of them have 16-inch guns or 12 inches of belt armour, how curious
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Putting six different phones in my pants to get ready for the AusAlert vibration
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I cackled https://bsky.app/profile/frizfrizzle.bsky.social/post/3mqzghb2i3k2y
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I will go quietly into that good night because I respect the neighbours
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They say “there is no ethical consumption under capitalism” but also “eat the rich”, pick a fucking lane
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Race for the Galaxy: Xeno Counterstrike — designer preview https://boardgamegeek.com/blog/1/blogpost/185324/race-for-the-galaxy-xeno-counterstrike-designer-pr
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RE: https://mstdn.social/@bit101/116513315814196013 Sorcery!
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Software as a Disservice
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I am simply not interested in “legacy” board games
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what the fuck do you mean i have to “drill holes” to put these miniatures together
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Grand Perspective is such a useful tool for figuring out your disk usage on macOS https://grandperspectiv.sourceforge.net
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men just want one thing and it is disgusting: to command “standard orbit”
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going back in time to tell Alan Turing that software in 2026 is written using markdown files