abby 🐝
olivvybee@beehive.city
<p>Trans neurospicy nerd who cross stitches, plays board games, 3d prints, builds lego, and writes code</p><p>Mostly a girl but also sort of not, and also a bee</p><p>Incapable of using full stops</p><p>:blobbee_flag_trans: :blobbee_flag_nb: :blobbee_flag_agender: :blobbee_flag_ace: :blobbee_flag_aro: :blobbee_flag_lesbian: :blobbee_neurodiverse:</p><p>"Too spicy for social media"</p>
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Custom printed bra that says “cw: boob” on each cup
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girlkeep gatelight gasboss
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Negative shoutout to youtube for picking whatever weird frame rate this video was displaying in, which doesn’t match the original frame rate of the video and caused lots of juddering on what would otherwise be a fun model train video
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when you see a stock price that doesn’t look right see it, say it, shorted
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What if one day suddenly you heard “SIMULATION TERMINATED” and then the fourth wall rose up, revealing you had been in the scare simulator this entire time
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I don’t like that we refer to the country below canada as “the us” because I do not capitalise country names and that means it just becomes the word us and it has caused confusion before And I definitely refuse to only capitalise that one, it doesn’t deserve special treatment
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That’s right, it goes in the watch later playlist
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“It looks like your adblocker is interfering with the intended operation of this site” Oh so you admit that people reading your articles is just a byproduct of showing them ads?
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“Mum can we get test environment?” “We have test environment at home” The test environment at home: production
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naming my sports team the "nads" so that all the fans have to chant “go nads" at games
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& > * { } is valid css and that seems like it should be a joke made by people who don’t understand programming
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Oh no, people younger than me are being successful again
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I don’t really know what a cheese barge is but now I want to find out
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Why is testing the thing always harder than implementing the thing I know it works because I can see it working, but I have to spend 2 hours fighting jest
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dangerous knowledge unlocked: you can just order road signs online
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@ all corporations
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UEFI is pronounced weffy
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sorry boss I can't come to work, I’m licensed under CC BY-NC so you can't use me for commercial purposes
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when someone tells me I need to boycott something I’ve never even heard of before
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You unlock this door with the key of chimkin. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of sound triangles, a dimension of fluffy tail, a dimension of snoot. You’re moving into a land of both yip and waff, of floof and socks. You’ve just crossed over into… the foxxo zone
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The perfect sticker for an old macbook that doesn’t quite work right
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I require an officially licensed oyster card cushion so I can put a real oyster card inside and tap in with it