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<p>~ <br />Out of his deep on a &#39;fore day run<br />Hurtin&#39; for sleep in the Quaalude moonlight<br />~</p><p>profile pic: <br />a human male with one hand raised afront a red background: captain beefheart, wearing a green suit jacket, a fur stole and a tall black hat with shuttlecock atop it. he&#39;s wearing a trout mask replica on his face. it&#39;s really a carp.</p>

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    post sex male and his young parkinsons dog, on the next geraldo

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    president assheart, listen to his fartbeat

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    it occurs to me that i might be required to teach some human how to read entirely myself at some point and this is a terrible occurrence, because no one was meant to learn something that important entirely from me.

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    gonna get a &amp;quot;please be mindful of the flaps&amp;quot; tshirt printed, because mindfulness.

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    new afghan whigs, gimmie.

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    extreme long shot, but does anyone have &amp;#39;whipping boy - the sound of no hands clapping&amp;#39; on cd. or flac? #hardcore #punk

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    local news asks for help catching shoplifters. man, fuck all these people.

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    always funny to blow up a public toilet with the urine that comes from black coffee and not much else.

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    two nines? unless we talking firearms, we must now fight.

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    people all over the world are going &amp;quot;wow, i thought I was an asshole, but then i realized i never made canada mad...&amp;quot;

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    imagine believing polling is a valid methodology for determining outcomes

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    you never hear any good &amp;quot;cheap landlord hurts self badly trying to be a &amp;lt;some trade&amp;gt;&amp;quot; stories. this relentless suppression must stop.

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    hakeem jeffries has been abandoned by his ancestors, because shame. so sad for poor hakeem.

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    you can get a graduate degree in ai, which is wild. 20 years ago, were there graduate degrees in 3d tv?

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    brew using absolute paths with version numbers for packages was certainly a choice. love to need to bump versions in my shell config.

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    just saw a quality joke. nicely done.

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    people say shit to me all the time that is completely unrelatable. pretty sure this is a sign i need to talk to other people.

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    overslept and no one noticed. did i oversleep?

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    people who schedule shit for friday that could wait till monday will not obtain salvation, because i will fucking haunt your bastard souls.

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    &amp;quot;the stock market is up&amp;quot; is the most sophisticated response in existence to most any question you wish to avoid. ex: q:did you rape and/or eat babies? a:the stock market is up

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    i recommend at least a 7x weekly medicinal orgasm regimen. i&amp;#39;m as qualified* as the &amp;quot;keto fixo schizo&amp;quot; mob that is running the show, so you may as well take my advice. (unless orgasm is, for /any/ reason, counter-indicated.) *come on, i&amp;#39;m more qualified. we know this.

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    i stopped paying attention to ycomb cuz those capitalismnerds are the worst, so someone needs to tell me how long some claude vibescode bs has been perpetually #1