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  MY REAL NAME IS JUNGLE BILL, WHEN I ENTER THE GHETTO IT'S LIKE A FUCKIN BOWLING ALLEY ANIMATION EXCEPT THE PINS ARE BROWN

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  I HOPE I GET TO BE SOME FOID'S EXCLUSIVE RAPIST SOMEDAY

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  RT: https://shin.mugicha.club/objects/23e474dd-b086-4278-9311-3bdb523564f1

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  "DIDDYBLUD"

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  IT WAS SOMETHING TONES WASN'T IT? LIKE A NUMBER TONES X256 TONES? RT: https://poa.st/objects/cfdabba0-b543-4c1b-9a94-310f988b8653

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  WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THAT /f/ THING WHERE IT WAS WHITE BACKGROUND FLASHING MONOCHROME COLORED FRAMES OF ANIME BABES IN SYNCH WITH MADEON MUSIC AND SUCH?

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  I DO NOT LIKE BOX BUILDINGS AND THE HIVE LIKE NATURE OF TOKYO BUT I CAN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THAT THE SKYSCRAPERS ARE VERY LIMITED AND THE MAJORITY OF THE DENSITY COMES FROM 5 STORY TALL BUILDINGS WHERE WE'D HAVE 1 OR 2 STORY

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  GREAT HERO! THANK THE LIGHT YOU'RE HERE! I AM BUT A HUMBLE MAGICAL CRYSTAL USER, BUT MY HOME VILLAGE HAD BEEN TAKEN OVER BY THE DARK ONES! BRING ME TEN DARK ONES HEADS AND I WILL SHARE MY MAGIC CRYSTALS WITH YOU! THEY CAN GRANT YOU GREAT HEROIC POWERS FOR A SHORT DURATION.

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  WHY DON'T CHINESE TOURISTS JUST PUNCH THE MONKEYS THAT STEAL SHIT OFF THE RAILING? IF A MONKEY SLAPPED ME ON MY BALD CHINESE GRANDPA HEAD I WOULDN'T RECOIL IN FEAR I'D PUNCH IT LIKE A STUFFED TOY I GOT MAULED BY A PITBULL WHAT'S A LITTLE DONKEY KONG SMASH BROS ACTION TO ME

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  A DELIGHTFUL SHART IN A TURKISH MART RT: https://netzsphaere.xyz/objects/f8054563-3dc2-42bf-88d1-b389a4d860e9

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  THIS PIZZA'S WHAT ALL TRUE WARRIORS STRIVE FOR RT: https://netzsphaere.xyz/objects/d63c2fe8-0257-4d5a-9cc0-80a874a57f9b

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  >TRYING TO EXPLAIN THE DREAM VERSIONS OF MY FAMILY MEMBERS THEY'RE JUST DREAM VERSIONS MY MIND GENERATES AND THE REAL LIFE FAMILY MEMBERS ARE OLDER AND DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS DREAMS PLOT SO I CAN'T JUST INFORM THEM ABOUT THE RETARDED SITUATION AND HAVE THEM "KEEP WORKING ON IT AFTER YOU WAKE UP"

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  JOBS SUCK ASS I'VE NEVER WORKED A JOB THAT DIDN'T SUCK ONE WAY OR ANOTHER I ALWAYS FELT LIKE A LOSER FUCKING UP OR FIXING UP THE FUCKUPS OF OTHERS. WHEN I WAS UNEMPLOYED I FELT LIKE A FUCKIN BARON SURVEYING HIS HOLDINGS, BUT IT WAS LONELY BECAUSE SOCIETY HAD BEEN ABOLISHED. I GET THE NOTION OF AGRICULTURAL LABOR BEING IMMEDIATE SPIRITUAL ENCOUNTER AS YOU COLLABORATE WITH GOD TO MAKE SOMETHING HAPPEN BUT I'VE NEVER FELT THAT AT ANY JOB I'VE EVER BEEN PAID FOR. MAKING FURNITURE F...

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  FACEDOXXXXING MYSELF FOR A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE

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  GUYS YOU WOULD NOT FUCKIN BELIEVE THIS YEGOR AND IGOR ARE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT NAMES IGOR IS INGVAR YEGOR IS GEORDIE AND THEY ALSO HAVE "ZHORA" WHICH AS YOU MIGHT HAVE GUESSED IS GEORDIE THE SLAVS TOOK THAT HEADING J SOUND IN GEORGE IN EVERY DIRECTION IT COULD POSSIBLY GO RT: https://poa.st/objects/5cb7685f-84bf-43ab-abe6-e7f85ce53b2c

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  PLEASE STOP BORROWING AND NOT RETURNING DUSTPANS AND BROOMS FROM THE MAINTENANCE AND EQUIPMENT RETOOLING DEPARTMENT

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  I REMEMBER AS A KID, MY GRANDPA BOUGHT AND INSTALLED AN OFFICE STYLE WATER COOLER IN HIS "WORK ROOM" NEXT TO HIS COMPUTER DESK DAD WAS HELPING HIM WITH THAT AND I WAS A HANGER ON BC MOM WAS IN UNI WHEN GRANDPA LAID HIS EYES ON THE PLASTIC STOPPER THAT COMES ON THESE 5GAL WATER JUGS HE WENT "OH WOW, WHAT AN INTRICATE SHAPE! THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME USE FOR THAT." AND SO HE STARTED COLLECTING THEM HE'S MADE THEM INTO LITTLE SLIDEY FEET FOR WORKSHOP FURNITURE HE MADE THE...

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  YOU KNOW WHAT'S COOL YOU KNOW THESE CAMPER VANS WITH AN EXTENSION OVER THE ROOF? I SAW ONE WITHOUT THE CAR, JUST ON STILTS. LIKE, THEY JACKED UP THE BOX AND DROVE THE CAR RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER IT IT LOOKED LIKE A FUCKING LUNAR ROVER, LIKE A LITTLE SPACE COLONY HABITAT THING

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  I WANT TO BECOME THE MIDDLING MIDWIT BUT I'M NOT QUITE SMART ENOUGH

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  >EVERY FRIDAY "WE WOULD BE DELIGHTED TO HAVE YOU WORK THIS SATURDAY WE ARE NOT LEGALLY ALLOWED TO DEMAND YOU WORK WEEKENDS BUUUUT ANYTHING OVER FORTY HOURS A WEEK IS ON OVERTIME RATES, AND IT WILL BE A SLOW DAY, AND THERE MAY BE PIZZA EVEN. YEAH, YOU LIKE THAT YOU LITTLE CHUNKY DUNCAN, YOU LIKE FREE FOOD?" >SATURDAY "WE'RE GONNA RAPE YOU AND KILL YOU, YOU GULLIBLE SHRIMP. AND AFTER THAT YOU'RE DOING INVENTORY WITH THE JIVE HOOD BROTHA WHO ALSO SHOWED UP. NO EARBUD...

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  >CERTAIN PROPRIETARY PNEUMATIC ASSEMBLY FUCKED UP >"WE CAN ORDER ONE FROM JAPAN OR SEND THIS GUY :bobdance: :soy2: TO ANOTHER STATE TO GET ONE FROM ANOTHER PLANT AND HAVE THE LINE UP BY MONDAY" >( :bobdance: IS AT WORK SINCE 3 AM AND WOULD HAVE TO BOMB DOWN FOR A DAY, SLEEP IN A HOTEL, THEN BOMB UP NORTH FOR A DAY, THEN SUPERVISE THE PROCESS ON MONDAY) >FOUR TECHS FUCKING AROUND WITH THE ASSEMBLY FOR TWO HOURS, AIR PRESSURE KEEPS FUCKING IT APART HMMMM THESE GROOVES LOOK...

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  NORMALIZE USING AN UMBRELLA IN THE SUN

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  GRAMMAR RABBI RT: https://poa.st/objects/70f994f1-41f4-4718-bbb4-dae38a220e10

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  STOP RESISTING!!! I'M HELPING, I'M HELPING!! *GUNSHOTS* I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU, PLEASE PRESENT YOUR CENTER OF MASS IN A STATIONARY WAY!!!

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  UNIRONICALLY THOUGH, WHAT WE'D LEARNED FROM A DECADE OF ANTI-DAWAH CHRISTIAN APOLOGETICS ON YOUTUBE IS THAT THE SUNNIS CONSIDER ISLAM TO BE IN A DARK AGE SINCE THE FALL OF THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE RT: https://poa.st/objects/5ad92769-2824-4b34-9447-a4a9520bc4be

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  OH? OH? ARE DESAL PLANTS ON THE MENU NOW? RT: https://poa.st/objects/ab366628-6a78-4e7d-ba71-68fbebea20c1

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  WHAT IS GOING ON WITH GEN ALPHA https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mCpZH4ylGFE

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  SEAMAN RAMIREZ DEFEND THE BURGER SHIP RT: https://poa.st/objects/c74dfe24-b8e8-4791-a5b1-6b64460c956b

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  ALRIGHT THAT'S IT, I'LL WATCH THE CAT ANIME