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Jason Parker (he/they)

north@xn--8r9a.com

<p><a href="https://xn--8r9a.com/tags/infosec" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>infosec</span></a> researcher | independent <a href="https://xn--8r9a.com/tags/journalist" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>journalist</span></a> | <a href="https://xn--8r9a.com/tags/software" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>software</span></a> <a href="https://xn--8r9a.com/tags/developer" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>developer</span></a> | <a href="https://xn--8r9a.com/tags/telephony" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>telephony</span></a> <a href="https://xn--8r9a.com/tags/engineer" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>engineer</span></a> | <a href="https://xn--8r9a.com/tags/opensource" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>opensource</span></a> contributor</p

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    Well now how are they going to get the money? #Monsterdon

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    Yeah don&#39;t even bother trying to move when the rope is starting to constrict. #Monsterdon

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    You don&#39;t see it terribly often, but one of my favorite grammatical aspects that gets used online is the pluralization of certain acronyms with an &#39;s, rather than an s or es. It&#39;s obviously incorrect, but it makes things very clear. (I can&#39;t think of any specific examples right now, but surely people will put some in replies)

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    RE: https://journa.host/@z_everson/117348798304836323 It&#39;s awesome to see somebody like Zach get recognized on a large media network - in this case by MS NOW.

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    Nowhere other than #Monsterdon have I heard so much high pitched humming.

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    Shouting at the vessel that just went forward in time will surely work. #Monsterdon

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    Wrong one. #Monsterdon

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    How many of these time related concepts were only recently known in 1967? #Monsterdon

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    We are all time travel machines, just really slowly at one second per second. #Monsterdon

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    There&#39;s this parking garage I use, which lets you scan your ticket and pay on your phone. At the end, it gives you a barcode for the scanner to scan. All&#39;s good. One day, I hadn&#39;&#39;t managed to get my phone out the window to let it get scanned before the arm opened. Weird, must be a pretty good scanner. That happened another time or two, pretty convenient, nobody likes to have to stretch way out of their car to scan a barcode. The next week, I pulled up and before taking my p...

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    The #Monsterdon test: two monsters must talk to each other about something other than humans

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    I did the math on shipping a 12-pack of Cactus Cooler from CA to CT, and I&#39;ve decided that I&#39;m no longer going to pursue that particular endeavor. Why the hell does Amazon not sell it?

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    Do you know what a thimble is used for?

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    That stock boy&#39;s name was Dick Rude. Ouch. #Monsterdon

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    This mixing is awful. #Monsterdon

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    Tell me this is an 80s movie without telling me it&#39;s an 80s movie. #Monsterdon

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    That&#39;s a brave zoom. #Monsterdon

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    Just seeding the clouds for later. #Monsterdon

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    Hi all, it&#39;s time to take the plunge. I&#39;m looking for one of a few different roles. 1) Penetration tester (or similar offensive security engagements) I currently lead the application security program for a billion-dollar organization. My experience includes independent research that led to the discovery of dozens of vulnerabilities in more than 20 court and other government platforms. See: https://govtech.cc/ 2) Senior software developer I&#39;ve been doing development in a lot...

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    It&#39;s been 20 minutes and I have no idea what&#39;s going on. #Monsterdon

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    Are you comfortable buying vegetables right now? Inspired by a conversation with my wife.

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    Let&#39;s play a game of &quot;will Jason make it home in time for #Monsterdon?&quot;. It all comes down to NYC... (Google Maps is wrong about speeds, one should go up by 10, the other down by 10 - which ones need to change, in which direction, is left as an exercise for the reader)

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    Is a franchisee (with a single location) of a fast food chain a local business?

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    Anybody out there good at resumes that&#39;d be willing to do a review? Big bonus points if you&#39;re in #cybersecurity. I hope to start putting out feelers soon. My job has effectively shifted to stuff that I am not good at, which removes all of the fun, and causes nothing but stress. I&#39;ve said before that under no circumstances should I be allowed to run an appsec program - and yet here we are.

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    &quot;I wouldn&#39;t have gotten my business degree if I went to school with people getting their business degree&quot; -my wife

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    It&#39;s time for a ... #Monsterdon

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    OH: no, my email address is older than you

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    Every time I go to register a new domain, I&#39;m always afraid of mistyping the URL for my registrar, Porkbun.

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    Happy 📆 emoji day for those who celebrate and are also on an OS that displays it properly.

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    What&#39;s your worst &quot;I accidentally hit enter instead of apostrophe&quot; story?