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  my dick broke containment and went rogue

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  My favorite football team? Arse anal

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  sorry for sexting too hard and getting you pregnant bro

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  Making an account on all the kink dating and hookup apps and calling myself "CNC Machine"

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  "but I don't get it. Steel is heavier than feathers" "don't worry about it kitten"

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  The only silicon valley I respect is your mom's cleavage

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  Me during the job interview: I see the hierarchies aren't the only thing that's flat around here

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  Who called it horny blåhaj and not activated sharkhole?

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  @bimmer@mastodon.social this is an extremely good post

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  Who called it "trimming your pubic hair" and not "Bush administration"

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  nice skin bro 😎 epic dermis 👍

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  WREAK HAVOC ON THE MIDDLE ASS

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  I think the menstrual cup is an amazing idea. But how are they going to determine the winner?

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  The average person has one boob

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  More and more people are picking up the latest tiktok trend: the so-called "breed around the world" challenge

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  Robotermädchen mit digitaler Anzeige "ggf. reserviert" als Arschgeweih

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  the fifth element is cum

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  *lets all the air out of your tits*

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  Buttholes don't deserve the horrible association with AI companies

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  If I was substack, I would simply stop platforming fascists and instead platform stacks of subs

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  lamentations of the butthole

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  Oh no! You forgot to select soft scaling when you took your HRT and now your tits are all blocky

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  Listen son Said the man with the bung There's room for you inside

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  Cumloser See wenn cumvoller See auftaucht

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  don't mind if I do

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  Milchpilz Lindau