emily dogmom
nasamuffin@jorts.horse
<p>staff gitter // knitter // doogler-custodian // ruin seeker // they/them (preferred) or she/her // big bi energy // the united states of silicon valley</p><p>in this house we support the pwhl boston fleet</p><p>---</p><p>cuando escribo en espanol, yo todavia aprendo. puedes darme correcciones. muchas gracias!</p>
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rolled credits on big walk with my friends. cute!
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love too procrastinate on packing all week and then have anxiety about packing all at once the night before a 2 week trip
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hello Germany!
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the feminine urge to quit tech in your 30&#39;s and become a pirate on the River Saskatchewan
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Finally fulfilled the dream of biking to Costco. I'm so psyched. #quaxing #CarryShitOlympics
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:bing: why don&#39;t airplanes smell like farts the entire time
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i made my pirate lady Gideon Nav #windrose
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i got new shampoo at Costco today (among a million other things of varying necessity) and it smells like roses and i think it&#39;s quite nice c:
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Hmph. On my bike commute home today i have two choices: * Terrifying un-margined painted bike lane on a freeway overpass with 6 lanes of traffic going 45mph OR * Residential back streets but there&#39;s a brush fire right on my way
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just referred to my &quot;downstairs embouchure&quot; after a very tonal fart and my partner, a philistine who played sax in high school, didn&#39;t fucking get the joke
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HE SAID IT! HE SAID THE THING!
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Bucket full of loquats transmuted (in part) into loquat upside down cake. The cake part has cardamom in it. Yum 🤤
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me: hey babe look andamiro put out a pc game with all their easy-to-license PIU charts for fingers, you can play banya on your keyboard because we never go to the arcade anymore! *gifts* my partner, 3 hours later, wheezing: i got it working with the stepmania pad through a hacky pile of linux utilities, come out to the garage and we can slap pad
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@UrquhartMP do you mean Victoire got first place in the standings? Charge barely squeaked into the top 4 ;)
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bout to make a big ass french press and drink it over the course of a day of knitting classes with a classy tiny mug my friend made for me. do i
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today let&#39;s fuck around in the garden and see if I can kill some cacti
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i am in the project completion share-with-everyone high right now, so please enjoy my first ever #zine which happens to be about #knitting math. i would LOVE to hear your feedback on it! the first page is &quot;how to recalculate a pattern&quot; and the pages proceed in counterclockwise order ending on &quot;mmm fudge&quot;. if i&#39;m still excited about this tomorrow I might make a couple more - I&#39;m pretty excited about the idea of leaving some at yarn shops or sc...
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2/2 on really fun hockey games today. good day for hockey #HNOM
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Let&#39;s go Ottawa!!! #PWHL
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the library i got this book from has custom interlibrary loan stickers and it&#39;s so cute
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some may think that because I have not posted about #knitting in a while i have not been knitting actually I have been knitting one giant project since we moved it&#39;s done! 7.5 balls of &quot;lead&quot; and 7 balls of &quot;vapor gray&quot; bernat blanket in honeycomb brioche stitch. it&#39;s thick
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I see a lot of people calling traditional bikes &quot;acoustic&quot; (like as opposed to electric) and WHY when you had a great chance to call it a muscle bike
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you&#39;re in the middle of a book but your library hold (with a much longer waitlist) comes in. what do you do?