Mark Shane Hayden
msh@coales.co
<p>Proprietor of coales.co, Python wrangler, tech tinkerer, advocate for a truly free and open society. Lives in Moh’kinsstis (Calgary) 🇨🇦.</p><p>NOTE: I have locked follows on my account to prevent bad actors from taking advantage. Feel free to request a follow. If your bio is filled out and the instance you are on is reputable I will gladly approve your request!</p><p>Header photo from <a href="https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bow_river.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Fil</span><span class="invisible">e:Bow_river.jpg</span></a> CC-BY-SA</p>
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Its time for the first #Halloween #Monsterdon of 2026 and we're going up that hill to hang out in a creepy house with VINCENT PRICE so it's gonna be FEKKIN FABULOUS! :ameowbongo: :ablobcatrave: Follow the hashtag to have some freaky fun or filter it if pumpkin spice latte is the most you can handle in October
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Since there has been a huge burst of new activity out there, and everyone has been doing #introductions I guess I should (re)do a hashtag-laden #introduction of my own. I am a mid-century modern weirdo from #YYC aka #Calgary #Alberta #Canada that runs https://coales.co Hometown/Mastodon site out of the garage in his back yard (the servers are literally bolted to the ceiling in there...told you I was weird) Like a lot of people here I am a computer nerd who codes a lot of #Python and tinker wit...
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AAAH I'm late for #Monsterdon I wish I could stop TIME to catch up and get home on TIME so I don't miss anything! Follow the hashtag for commentary from the Peanut Gallery or filter it if you don't have the TIME to deal with our malarkey
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It's already #Monsterdon time again? What happened to the week! Tonight is COMET NIGHT time to get our kitchens and bathrooms sparkling clean! Oh...not like that like...comets in space... Well EVEN BETTER right? I remember all the nutty end of times talk leading up to the return of Halley's Comet (yes I am that old) so this movie is kinda nostalgic. Follow the hashtag to go on this comet ride with us or filter if you'd rather wait until 2060 or so for the next comet mania time.
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#Microsoft : Hey remember when we put #Clippy in #Office and everyone thought it was annoying and useless and stupid and it became a subject of mockery? Well, what if we did Clippy but **EXTRA** and called it something cool like #CoPilot ! This time it will be different because #AI is REVOLUTIONARY! Everyone will LOVE it! #LibreOffice : https://manualdousuario.net/en/libreoffice-download-record-no-ai/ #NoAI
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Tonight's #Monsterdon looks like a mojo-filled Lovecraftian masterpiece! PLUS it has DEAN STOCKWELL in it so...groovy! Follow the hashtag to join the fun or filter if it's too much freak to get on
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It's #Monsterdon in just over 10 minutes but I have other...Stuff...to do so probably won't be tooting much if at all, but don't worry I'm OK :blobtonguewink: I have seen it before so I can attest that if you want fun Stuff to do on fedi tonight then follow the hashtag. Or filter it if you're already Stuffed and can't handle any more we understand.
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It's #Monsterdon time already? And were watching a BBIG BLOCKBUSTER MOV... ...what was that? It's STAR Odyssey? Oh. Huh. Okay. Well it'll be fun I'm sure. Follow the hashtag to join us on the Odyssey... In space. Or filter it if you are prone to space sickness.
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CAAAAAAANE! #Monsterdon
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BE STILL UGLY ONE! #Monsterdon
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Sunday night so it's #Monsterdon time :ablobcatrave: If you thought *your* family is effed up check out tonight's movie about a dude hunting down his brother who killed their father...? Anyways I hope to be skated by some unintended hilarity at least. Follow or filter the hashtag as you would
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I won't be home on time for #Monsterdon but don't worry I'm OK I am a farm kid from the Canadian prairies there is no grasshopper big enough to take me out
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It's time for #Monsterdon again! :ameowbongo: :ablobcatrave: Tonight the movie is about that baby in the sun from Teletubbies or something I dunno. But it will be fun I'm sure! Put on some shades and follow the hashtag, or filter it if you've forgotten your sunscreen :blobsunglasses:
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I'm not home to watch #Monsterdon today but tooting about it now just so people know I wasn't eaten by wolves
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Happy #Monsterdon Sunday everyone! Tonight a spider tries to eat the world! Foolish move IMO the world will give you bad indigestion! Anyways follow the hashtag to join us on the OG World Wide Web or filter if you're an arachnophobe!
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A midsummer&#39;s afternoon in #Calgary Cloud, mist, sun, torrential downpour with little a hail as a treat, tornado clouds, MOAR SUN, thunderbolts and lightning very very frightning. In that order, more or less. Oh yeah Happy #CanadaDay y&#39;all hope it was interesting! #Weather
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My condolences
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Good night it&#39;s time for a bedtime story here https://youtu.be/MaCFdYRzCWw
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It's Sunday Night so around here that means #Monsterdon :ablobcatrave: Tonight we are about to be invaded by ZARKORR! A monster so evil it has TWO Rs IN A ROW Follow the hashtag to see if we survive, or filteRR it if evil space monsteRRs aRR too much for you
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I missed #Monsterdon tonight due to other commitments but it sound like I averted the end of the world and cheated death in the process so maybe that's OK I dunno Anyways will probably be back next time (sorry)
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:ohno: I'm late for #Monsterdon you go outside for a bit and lose track of time and before you know it it's the 29th century! Diti I miss anything important? No? Cool.
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@antoinnesterk@cyberplace.social :blobaww: WOOLY BULLYYYYY!
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@dgar@aus.social :blobcatglare: Followers of #Monsterdon will be paying you a visit with some Literature to share the Good News of the Church of Kaiju You are not beyond redemption we can save you
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Have you ever wondered what would happen if a school outsourced their teaching staff to Boston Dynamics? Well, tune into #Monsterdon in a few minutes to find out! What could possibly go wrong? (Or filter the hashtag if school's already out for summer for you)
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I did a lot of gardening work this weekend before the rain hit so today's #Monsterdon feature "seed people" seems apropos. I don't tend to grow my people from seeds because the growing season here is too short and starting them off in a greenhouse is a pain in the ass but I'm still keen to see how it's done here! Follow the hashtag for some heinous horticulture or filter if you're a brownthumb!
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Smol #trains ! :blobaww: https://youtu.be/781WW5qhiRE
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@vga256 the first Mac Pro turns 20 this year and I think is Peak Apple in both form and function
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It does not look like I will be partaking in #Monsterdon tonight but I will be taking a look at the hashtag when I can to look for reports of Ahnohld tossing a bear into orbit or doing anything that could possibly match such a magnificent feat. There doesnt seem to be an actual monster in the movie but based on the trailer I think it is safe to assume the movie itself is sufficiently monstrous to qualify. Cuz, like, when the trailer is basically the Coles Notes Edition of the entire movie that...
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My cryptodudes this sounds like a &quot;you problem&quot; not an &quot;us problem&quot; https://www.winnipegfreepress.com/business/2026/04/23/manitoba-crypto-companies-say-provincial-plans-would-put-them-out-of-business
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I have rarely been so proud of my home town :ablobcatrave: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/calgary-dinosaur-guinness-world-record-9.7161121 #Calgary #Dinosaurs #Guiness #Record