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  “Oh great. Where would I have put it when I thought I was being so fucking clever? It was an orange pen, maybe I put it by the fruit so I would remember it.”

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  Why paddle when you can just use your corkscrew penis as a propellor?

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  Odysseus Orr. All I can see in this article is that there’s someone in this weird little world named Odysseus Orr. And now I’m singing “Maria” from West Side Story. “Odysseuuuuussss… I read ‘bout a guy named Odysseuuuusssss…”

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  Don’t even get me started on all the sexual harassment going on

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  It does have something to do which what they said, they’re just not smart enough to see the connection and I’ve already forgotten what they had said by the end.