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  all chaps are assless but people don't often get to use "assless" so all is forgiven

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  shit i just remembered it's friday hell yeah

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  was out partying with some elementary school teachers. boy do they know how to drink

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  just a mistranslation from thoughts to words

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  framed up a door for the screened-in patio project. probably paint it a sagey green

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  in cat wrestling it's all about throw weight

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  my interior design company will be called "better hole"

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  hmmm

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  you can lead a horse to water, but you can't keep the horse from instead buying bottled water sourced from the same pool

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  my logical brain: i can buy 2x6 timbers and cut them into thirds and get 2x2s minus the blade kerf. my practical brain: you silly little man

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  emotional metal fatigue from short-form media

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  get in we're running the tablesaw for three hours

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  'noodles' is a fun word to chant

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  gooogle is intentionally tanking gooogle search to make ai look better by comparison. you heard it here first

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  catching SARS you wouldn't believe from virions you can't even comprehend

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  back in my day you asked your shadiest friend and he usually knew an even shadier friend who could definitely hook you up but hey man come and chill for awhile i was just watching the most fucked up video on the internet here watch this

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  speed running the four humors

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  new energy drink just dropped

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  nearly recovered from my latest cold it seems. felt ~73% human today, just 15% down from my personal max

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  "behind every good design is a client who knows what they want" -me, snidely, after the eighth reproof

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  i turned down the volume on the tv only to find the volume at zero

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  all are welcome, be they short cake or long pie

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  @MLE_online@social.afront.org i, too, have room in my heart for many layers of exasperation

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  i stopped at harbor freight without a coupon like some kind of noob smh

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  trying to do laundry but a cat is sleeping on me and making cute little snores

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