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<p>I won&#39;t say a hero. &#39;Cause what&#39;s a hero. But sometimes there&#39;s a...</p>

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    Me : WHEW Wife: How was your walk? Me: Sticky! Brain: you mean... Me: Wait, let&#39;s talk about this Brain: IT&#39;S STICKY TO WALK AROUND TO WALK AROUND THAT&#39;S RIGHT ON TIME IT&#39;S STICKAAAAAY Me: goddamn it Brain: STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY

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    Exciting news, everyone

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    Just saw two white dudes with the same tattoo and realized that, whenever I see that, even if I don&amp;#39;t know what the symbol is for, my immediate thought is &amp;quot;well, that can&amp;#39;t be good.&amp;quot;

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    Arkansas Public Television is saved, thanks to a huge grassroots fundraising effort and a whole lot of public screaming. It isn&amp;#39;t getting turned into some MAGAtainment cultural vacuum, thank god. The lesson here, I think, is when they go low, we pick up whatever useful piece of building material is at hand, and we swing it as hard as we can. Then we get to work. https://arktimes.com/arkansas-blog/2026/06/04/grassroots-statewide-effort-saves-arkansas-pbs-for-now

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    Conversation at dinner tonight: References to His Dark Materials ➡️ I wish I had an armored bear ➡️ we should get armor for Pete ➡️ I wonder how expensive that would be ➡️ maybe instead we make a saddle for him and get a monkey ➡️ wait, instead of a monkey, how about our grandnephew?

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    Vox last month: &amp;quot;AI datacenters are GOOD for rural communities, actually&amp;quot; Me: wtf is happening here News two days later: One of the Murdochs has purchased Vox Me: ah yes the universe makes sense again

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    We are behind a semi that is camped out in the passing lane. One of his rear trailer doors is labeled &amp;quot;DO NOT PASS ON THE RIGHT&amp;quot; my dude I know of a solid strategy to ensure that

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    Back home from vacation a day early. Dad had a stroke. He&amp;#39;s fine, partially paralyzed but stable and back at the nursing home. Brother came down to be with us. I&amp;#39;m kind of hoping for a quick and easy exit now, but we&amp;#39;re taking it a day at a time.

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    If Ellen Burstyn had married Red Buttons, would her name be Ellen Burstyn-Buttons?

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    Reading Calvino today and just came to this sentence: &amp;quot;The house, in its wisdom, seems to have taken advantage of your moments of euphoria to prepare itself to shelter you in your moments of depression.&amp;quot; Reader, I just got owned from Italy circa 1979.

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    My favorite thing about writing the word &amp;quot;y&amp;#39;all&amp;#39;s&amp;quot; is that it has two apostrophes and that makes me feel fancy, like I&amp;#39;m French or something

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    RE: https://mefi.social/@best_of_mltshp/116637235836084184 would

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    in which Lucy Darling comes to terms with regional cuisine https://youtube.com/shorts/VgOToFl6m38

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    I saw a reference to Deep Purple three hours ago and have had In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida stuck in my head ever since. And, yes, I know that was Iron Butterfly and not Deep Purple. My brain doesn&amp;#39;t seem to care. Dow! Dow! Dowdowdowdow! Dow! Dow! Dow!

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    the plural of Windex is Windices

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    Today is Mugsy&amp;#39;s ninth birthday. He is old and cranky and likes to scream at everything that walks past our house. And I love him. He is eating his birthday cookie, which I had to bust up with a rolling pin for him, as I write this. Happy birthday, Booger Shoes. You&amp;#39;re a good boy. #mastodogs #dogsofmastodon Edit: forgot alt text, sorry

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    Nick Offerman is a national treasure and must be protected at all costs. A permanent secret service detail for him, Alan Tudyk, and their loved ones.

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    RE: https://mastodon.world/@mattmaison/116502572478766326 I&#39;ll play. In no particular order: Station Eleven The Leftovers Avatar: The Last Airbender The Wire Breaking Bad Severance Shrinking The Muppet Show (original run) Carnivale Deadwood Midnight Mass Star Trek TNG Star Trek SNW The Carol Burnette Show Battlestar Galactica (2004)

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    @Alice frustrating that I can&#39;t tell Roll Orientation from this

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    I put a new sticker on the Outback

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    I doubt anyone who follows me would possibly be wondering if they should download the White House app, but some of your relatives might be. So here&amp;#39;s the entirely unsurprising analysis: It&amp;#39;s rickety, insecure malware. https://blog.thereallo.dev/blog/decompiling-the-white-house-app

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    Exercising at 20 was like &amp;quot;I want to have a sexy body for the sexy sexytimes with the sexy people who like sexiness&amp;quot; but now at 50 it&amp;#39;s like &amp;quot;I&amp;#39;d like to live the rest of my life without anyone putting the words &amp;#39;fall risk&amp;#39; in my medical chart&amp;quot;