← Feed

Posts

• View post

  @MissingThePt@mastodon.social It would be a song of ice and fire.

• View post

  Wait— it’s “Take *YOUR* Child to Work Day”? (exits hurriedly, pushing stroller)

• View post

  The ironic thing about the movie Fame is not many people remember it.

• View post

  Daughter: (mentions something interesting she saw on a highway median) Me: You know why most people don’t notice it? Because it’s a “rare median”. Daughter: … Me: I just threw you a softball. You say: “Well done.” Daughter: Not likely.

• View post

  What’s this, another season of Sugar? Glad to hear it.

• View post

  IBM is promoting their own AI tool.. which some genius decided to name “IBM Bob”. Those who do not know history are doomed to repeat it.

• View post

  Are we so lazy and uninspired that we finish all our teasers with the same sentence? The answer may surprise you!

• View post

  Some other landmarks, and how Trump would fix them: * Eiffel Tower: cover with drywall * Sphinx: replace face with his * Leaning Tower of Pisa: use state of the art hydraulics to stabilize the— nah, on second thought just rename it Trump Tower of Pisa * St Louis Gateway Arch: add second arch, paint them yellow

• View post

  I keep thinking up new ad slogans for Crumbl cookies. My wife has asked me to stop focus-testing them on her, for some reason.

• View post

  I had trouble finding my AirTag after its battery ran out, so I put an AirTag on it.