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🤯Matera the Mad🤯

matera@mastodon.sdf.org

<p>Been too much there, done too much that, and never had enough</p><p>Self-diagnosed aspie, born troubleshooter, computer whisperer, herder of pixels, hoarder of files, Queen of Free.</p><p>Although I am high-functioning, I seldom get high when I&#39;m working :p</p><p>I don&#39;t reply to trolls. You will be casually brushed aside like any other annoying speck of dirt. This goes for nazis too, with an extra dose of blockhammer.</p><p>My header image is from Uncle Wiggily and the Apple Dumpling.</p><p>Don&#39;t ask me for <br />$</p>

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    how many ways can coffee go wrong 🤣 #sceamshot

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    Trying to get into my late sister&#39;s laptop, and I can&#39;t remember the feckin password! What, it&#39;s not meow? Meowsers? Catlady? It has to be something we&#39;d both remember! Damn. She hadn&#39;t used it for over a year. There was still a cat hair on the screen when I opened it 😭

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    @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party Welp, I was concieved on VDay 🤪

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    From melting pot to chamber pot - the devolution of the American Nightmare.

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    Weather reports I&amp;#39;d like to hear: &amp;quot;Iit&amp;#39;s reigning cats.&amp;quot;

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    For my next daring feat, I will take a huge dump.

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    wonder how many tombstones say &amp;quot;just a bad cold&amp;quot;

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    dayam, this is a cute bag https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Znxg9vZsE6c #sewing

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    Oooo, happy butt, my new sheepskin is coming today! Some days ago I caught an embryonic bedsore sneaking around my left bun, and gave it notice. Since then, drastic changes in resting/sleeping positions have made bedtime heck. Need a sheepy on the computer chair too 😬 Pain in the ass, wot? 🤣

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    Sheepskin testing in progress. 🤪

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    Okay, that&amp;#39;s fucking IT! If I can&amp;#39;t figure out how to keep the Update Manager from turning up three times in one day no matter what kind of checking interf\val I think I&amp;#39;ve chosen, automatic update dhecking is OUT RHE WINSOW. I&amp;#39;m a grown-up and I can check for updates when I damn well feel like it.🤬

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    Eeeeveryone wants an update and a reboot. Like a bunch of cats, these &amp;#39;puters, only they don&amp;#39;t keep me warm. (Or clog the bathtub drain with hair 🤣)

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    no shit

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    It&amp;#39;s not something I go around telling everybody all the time, but I despise fancyass French cooking. Strict recipes and fussy fussy rules and sauces, sauces, iicky sauces.

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    Relaxing in bed, half-sitting up, for my audiobook breaks, is no longer an option. I have a bedsore on my arse 😭 Now where the hell did I put that piece of lambskin that I haven&amp;#39;t seem in umpteen years....

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    o noes, I didn&amp;#39;t send Mr. A. Friend the monthly lunar planting calendar yet! 😱 got that boy spoilt 🙄

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    Having settled on an experiemental waffle formula for the main course, I contemplated the possibilities for a vegetable, and it hit me!OYG, it&amp;#39;s that time of year - NETTLES! I planted them in my back yard maaaaany years ago just so I&amp;#39;d have that special spring vegetable. 😋 😏