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  Should they bring back schools with rigorous academics and home economics? Think, sew?

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  1989: Make sure to see the Rolling Stones. This is probably their last tour.

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  When Seal sang about how we're never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy he anticipated this moment in history.

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  Boz Scaggs is short for Bosnia Herzegovina Scaggs.

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  Passing by billboards on the highway and wondering in which law school course do personal injury lawyers study puns.

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  This morning I woke to my hair resembling the uppercase letter U.

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  Do they play Dave Brubeck Quartet's Take Five at the Mos Eisley Cantina?

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  What I am wearing to the Met Gala

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  At FedEx do they celebrate Kinkos de Mayo?

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  There are ads on TV that play so often you have unknowingly memorized them.

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  Ancient curse: May you have a one on one meeting with your supervisor once every two weeks.

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  Morning is the ocean and coffee is a life raft.

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  An expert on the radio said it was important to take breaks throughout the day from screen time. With the limited reactions I get for what I post you might think it would be easier for me not to spend so much time here.

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  Sometimes I keep the already juiced up phone on the charging cord just to keep track of it.

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  There is not mulch you can do about weeds.

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  Beyond brand plant based burgers and summer sausages don't include soy. It's a better product but it seems Impossible for them to gain market share against their main rival.

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  Spoiler alert Wordle spoiler I had the last three letters but didn't solve until the 5th try. The board looked like a Billy Joel lyric.

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  My hair, when I woke up, looked like all the passengers jumping off a sinking ship.

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  I am against political violence. I am against unjust suppression of speech. I support Jimmy Kimmel. If I post, like, or repost a joke it's not meant to be taken seriously. Also, I just had noodles.

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  Hopefully the passports won't also smell like him.

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  You down with UAE leaving O-P-E-C?

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  Insane Clown Posse is an unusual name for a band and a hauntingly accurate description of senior Trump administration officials and GOP leadership.

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  Sixers fans dislike the Celtics the way Jerry West did.

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  Ancient curse, may you start dreading Monday not on Sunday night but on Saturday morning.

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  The dentist wants me to floss more. The dermatologist wants me to use sunscreen daily. The doctor wants me to exercise more. You're not the only one that I am disappointing.

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  You say Joel, I say Embid. The big man is just what we need.

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  This shot-making Pritchard seems like a jerk. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that he's a Trump voter.

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  Guacamole lets the good times roll

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  One of my mutuals seems to be contractually obligated to comment on every post of another of my mutuals.

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  If a bloviating, traitorous cretin's signature appears on a paper dollar bill why couldn't you cross it out using a Sharpie permanent marker?