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  tell ur freind ur gonna glorb on it today

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  I heard making out stimulates collagen and added bitches to my skincare routine

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  heh, i have already depicted you as a low level combat encounter in my dnd campaign

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  Niece: do you have a boyfriend Me: no N: do you want a boyfriend? Me: no N: oh N: why not Me: I think boys are kinda stinky N: but you used to be a boy? Me: yeah but I'm better now

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  CHOPPED MEN IN MY DMS DESIRING THE SIMULACRUM OF MY WOMANHOOD THINKING THEY ARE RED PILLED MEANWHILE HOT GIRLS ARE BEGGING FOR A REDO OF THE STANFORD PRISON EXPERIMENT WITH MY FINE ASS, YOUr MATRICES WILL NOT QUANTIFY ME

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  naming my fallout london character "queen lizzie innit" has been a source of great comedy