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  "Central economic planning would be terrible!" Our current economy is being centrally planned by a handful of credulous weirdos who are currently attempting to turn every hectare of arable land into GPU-filled data centers that will boil the oceans. I'm open to trying something different.

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  Going back in time with an MP3 player with Skrillex on it and seeing if listening to it would kill a Medieval peasant

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  Kind of wish I could participate in #monsterdon tonight, but I'm exhausted and need to set up my telescopes for tonight before I pass out

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  Hold your fire, men. Let's try talking with them first. #monsterdon

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  I BEG YOUR PARDON, SIR #monsterdon

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  Hmmm.... I wonder what that noise means.... #monsterdon

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  All he really needs is a trans woman with a synth #monsterdon

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  Sorry soldier I should have explained. I'm a woman. #monsterdon

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  Looks like a girl's sweater. Do you think it will fit me? #monsterdon

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  A big component of why I'm so depressed right now is that I am a problem solver living in a world run by anti-problem solvers.

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  Look, it's basic biology: everyone switches gender at noon everyday. These people going around saying stuff like "I'm a boy all the time" or "I'm always a girl" are just crazy. https://bsky.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gg4lsi2uarqje4spzmdvj7hk/post/3mrrbzu76zs2e

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  Taxi service is part of his job as a cop? Or is he referring to the sexual harassment? #monsterdon

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  Yeah, surgery isn't as much fun when it happens to you, is it? #monsterdon

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  Ah yes, the classic "exploit disability" tactic #monsterdon

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  Good puppy #monsterdon

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  Yeah. Yeah, that's Natalie. She must have been aged to at least 40! #monsterdon

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  *Walks down the creakiest stairs in existence* They will never notice me sneaking around! #monsterdon

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  Now the doc is telling the lady with an anxiety disorder that Mark is dangerous. It's almost as if there IS something for her to be afraid of. #monsterdon

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  How could this have happened? I took every precaution when I pointed that powerful radiation source directly at her face. #monsterdon

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  Little do they know, all they did was create a giant mutant species of carp #monsterdon

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  Oh yeah, tell the lady with an anxiety disorder that she might be in danger. Good move. #monsterdon

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  We need more clamps, goddamit! #monsterdon

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  It's one of the rare times when I'm in the mood for music. SpooooOOOoooky music. #monsterdon

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  The aging process could be arrested... you could stay at your glorious age of 26 for the rest of your life! #monsterdon

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  Can't you see, man! It's all about the glands! #monsterdon

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  Judging by the previous movie, all of the people at the breakfast table are like 29 years old. #monsterdon

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  I happen to BE a doctor of mad science. I'm completely in control of my faculties. #monsterdon

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  This man is the finest doctor in the field. He'll sort out your wandering uterus in no time. #monsterdon

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  We're ready as soon as the smoke machine gets running #monsterdon

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  We're not quite ready yet. The sound guy says something is off with with reverb. #monsterdon