Low Quality Facts
lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
<p>Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.</p>
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That blows my mind.
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Friendly reminder that megacorporations like Amazon are ruining the world, and you can instead support small independent businesses that make weird little things like today's Low Quality Ad, this Glocktopus Pin. https://collabs.shop/ion9he
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It's a dumb take, but far from her worst one.
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That's so interesting.
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "Keep the Ween in Halloween" Art Print. Please do not forget the true meaning of Halloween. It originated as National Hot Dog Day, before people bastardized the sacred holiday with all this costumes and candy bullshit. https://collabs.shop/wosftt
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Wise words from a wise man.
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Please give me a dollar on Patreon so I can hire a translator to decipher this recent comment I received. https://www.patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
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I've always suspected.
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I can't believe people are actually celebrating the death of Dennis Hastert just because *reads literally anything about Dennis Hastert* Oh. Carry on then.
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "I Don't Know Shit!!! But I Feel Things!!!" Pin. Happy Monday, I am immediately making this my new email signature at work. https://collabs.shop/oefsbq
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Seems wasteful.
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Boycotting Green Day after they insulted the MAGA agenda. Punk rock should NOT be political. Punk rock is about and has ALWAYS been about the following: -respecting cops. -upholding the patriarchy. -saluting the flag, standing for the national anthem, and unconditionally supporting the military.
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Norse mythology stole the idea for Thor from Marvel.
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "Eat, Drink, and be Scary" Felt Banner. I think it is offensive to call skeletons scary. This one is just trying to host a nice dinner party. Maybe he thinks humans are scary. I'd argue that skin is creepier than bones. https://collabs.shop/vsylud
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We made a comic about a volcano.
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
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Nothing will ever be more relatable than this.
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With the midterms coming up, I can't wait to vote for the Leopards Eating People's Faces party. So today's Low Quality Ad is for this Bloody Leopard Pin. Surely, the leopards won't eat my face. https://collabs.shop/vlydbl
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That blows my mind.
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Oh, you think it's a bad thing that Trump is constantly falling asleep during meetings? Well guess who else sleeps all day long. Babies, that's who. That means President Trump has the energy of someone 79 years younger than him. Checkmate, liberals.
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We must ban yodeling.
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Smoking Flytrap Blanket. Cigarettes after sex are alright, but have you ever smoked a cigarette after eating a fly? It is euphoric. https://collabs.shop/seappg
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Perfect, just in time for Avatar 4.
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Obviously.
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I'm sick of all the negativity on here, so today's Low Quality Ad is for this inspirational Rainbow Pin. I don't know about you guys, but I really needed to see this today. https://collabs.shop/cjw8ak
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I hate papayas.
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this IPA Shirt. Not too brag, but I have an IPA every day. Sometimes I'll even have a few in a single day. https://collabs.shop/pacwef
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Very heroic.
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Locally Hated Pin. With social media, it's all too easy to be hated globally. Now being hated locally, that's an art form. It takes honest, despicable work to make everyone in a five mile radius despise you. https://collabs.shop/e80him