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lobster@ieji.de

<p>I am a nomadic Mastodon user. Mostly from another dimension. I am not a bot from the future powered by Alien Intelligences (AI) but maybe am just unaware of their influence. Iz possible.<br />I am vegan (in my dreams) but in reality eat sausage (non kosher/haram). When and if I grow up, I hope to be older and odder...<br />Yesterday I have been reading. It might become a habit.<br />Retired from posting letters, on social media and life as we know IT</p>

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    Dear Friends who are kewl, Well I am not cool. Too infirm, feeble and decrepit, especially pre-breakfast... But in case you are a coolist: 1) I thought I had Thunderbird on my #Linux desktop. No. Wrong. Fail! 2) Instead I had #Deltachat AND LO and Behold. I managed (finally) to get it working [Sounds of #mad #heroic lobster gleeful yelping] 3) I even bypassed &#39;do know evil&#39; Goo-gle and Apple (pronounced &#39;appal&#39;) sign in (which I don&#39;t have/use anymore) and... 4) ...Setup a...

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    Dear Friends of smaller instances, I like them but I can barely get into c.im as they are very strictly come dancing. And I might be too stoopid. I think they did let me in before BUT me being an elderling, I had forgotten I had even applied to join. 😊 I am pretty sure I am not malevolent but you can not be too careful these days. Wot with misinformed half wits like me, bots and fascists with big bug and trolling budgets. I tries to be good... 🦞 :tux: :catJAM:

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    Todays plan: - Go for walk. Success rate 100%. Managed to avoid the reign of King Charles. Our new Man-arch. I do blame hymn for the drizzle. Isn&#39;t it time he abdicated? Still has not built green houses for plebs on his country estates. - Use an unswallowable tablet to draw a curtain and bamboozle an AI. Ooh I iz wikid! - Use my removed tonsils to sing, hum or pretend to Bee. Yep a bizzy daze begins with the impossible right through the implausible. Send me magick spells, prayer rugs by fl...

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    Dear users of ACME type marketing and products, - Should you see Coyote vs. Acme - Yes -Is it funny business. Yes! Here is why... https://youtu.be/M1bldZpH380 #ACME #Coyote :hmmyes: ⁉️ 🏴‍☠️

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    @adrianmorales@ieji.de Dear Friends of the Real World (if still available), * I had a vegan lunch. Rice and veg with tofu flavoured with LaoGanMa. Add green salad and chopped apples and bananas * My present instance ieji.de is working again, apart from the instances unique emojis * Just about recovered from yesterdays party (neighbours one - not too noisy) Was I invited. Off course not I barely know who I am let alone my urban neighbours. May have s siesta, if I can find a sombrero * Found t...

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    Dear Friends for oh the humanity, As we may know if paying attention: - It is never &#39;Oh Well&#39;, Orwell or Oil Well. Rather it is conscious activity that dictates the Zeitgeist - In other words, we can observe and scroll our feeds and know nothing but consumption - It is why I listen to what is said and act to my best life of understanding For Example: 1) Start with three better strategies 2) Prepare to add a fourth One 3) Connect with any core, even an apple core, you can-can 4) Too mu...

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    Dear Friends of laptops, Luckily I did not buy a new one Nearly did. But I did update my favourite dual processor one. And it went well. So another rant from another computer... 😎 :tux: ✅

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    Dear Friends of the 3 terror #religions, That is: 1. X-tianity (latest product is the United Wasps of America) 2. #Zionism uber alles. A fascist olde Monochrome regional religion 3. Latest Mono(tonous) claim to the Unholy Land. Islamb. However has your religion stepped up? - Has the Dalai Lama sent airborne peaceniks? - Have the #Hindu hordes agreed to move or take over the Palestine/Israel real estate? - Any Satanists or Atheists willing to offer their magic/independence? Personally I am...

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    Dear Friends of retro computing. It is not my oldest computer but is my oldest outdoors Linux device. An #Eeepc running a celeron processor and an excellent interface in only the tiniest bit of ram. However/hoover... - Can not get ye ancient wifi wep and wpa to work. Been trying. - So far I have found the power lead, am charging the battery and may have to use Ethernet later to get on something known as the interweb 😎 - Pretty ancient version of fIREFOX AND A REALLY nice suite of programs....

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    Dear #unfriends of those #non-companies offering &#39;capabilities&#39; as a service... Pah wot a shower! Anyways, just time to roast/post this excellent accurate analysis of #Trump before #Brunch Have posted it before but always good to remind people of the worst of us. Hopefully not youse dear reader... Please remember we can do better in a swamp. :hmmyes: 😎 :catJAM:

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    Dear Friends with a garden, you lucky critters, - I am going to sit in mine to watch the grass growing. Actually only have a strand of wheat but my garden is tiny enough to cherish and listen to London constantly rebuilding and renovating. - A good day for Fridays when all manner of fries are permissible eg. Air fried battered fish &#39;N chips (no not computer chips or crisps) - CU later snap dragons In a whiled garden ...eh&#39;s... #garden #urban #London

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    Dear friends I am no step nearer to, - Formatting an olde Linux thumbdrive from my local library running the scamware Windows11 (lobster spits like a cameloid) - Librarians are very helpful if helpless - The librarians including their resident computer bodhi did kindly contact the &#39;only by remote access&#39; small security team at Wandsworth council That means I will have to wait for EasyOS to offer this capacity (is coming) or try again running dd, gparted and the usual bag of trickery at...

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    Dear Friends of micro dosing, I think that is not only homopathy or drug withdrool. It also refers in my mindlessness to exposing ourselves to diversity, world and cultural differences. For examples: - Gonna watch episoda 2 staring Clacton future councillor and local Mayoress Mx Truly Precious in her future battle with Count Binfacia - Judge and you shall be Judy and Punch drunk... - Zion is not the last refuge, except in the dating Matrix Have a great day everyone. Free your Mind. Vote Taois...

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    #Today #3Things #threeGoodThings 1. Home made #bread flavoured with #Scottish heathland #honey 2. On a new instance/server. Hello Boyz and gals and aliens. 3. Fed birds with dried #mealworms. I haz food to spare... In other words I am a happy wer-lobster 😎 :anon: :blobpeek:

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    Hi everyone, #introduction I will be posting in English as that is my first language. Gibberish is my second language. Ich can nicht Sprecher german. Und ich bin kaput (mostly) I am know as lobster (I am the only kosher lobster outside the Qlipoth - whatever that is) i AM ALSO not very good at not shouting due to the position of the cap lock key. Apologies (Enchuldigan sie bitte) I have a website somewhere or other and will now add all my details and post an avatar etc. Say hi. I don&#39;t bi...