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  she strogan on my beef til i cum

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  GRS should stand for genital reconfiguration surgery

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  she wii on my fit til i trainer: a guide to new puppies

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  in pokemon, all of speed, hp, and attack can be beneficial to have low. trick room, pain split, foul play

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  i'm back. bsky doesn't have CWs and i want to hornypost.

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  3 more people thought i was a highschooler today

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  me: wishes to be afab genie: *snaps fingers* $300 is deposited into my bank account. the memory of me updating my birth certificate fades from my mind. my body remains unchanged.

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  ok there's no way this is the normal female experience cisfem ppl do y'all have guys offering to fly across the US to see you after talking for 5 minutes??

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  i really did get fucked so good it made me hypersexual again. wow. like this isn't even slightly an exaggeration. it's just 100% what happened.

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  holy shit why is my insomnia so bad tonight

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  when i was little i would try to speedrun brushing my teeth well

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  new concept just dropped: "accidentally solicited nude"

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  me when i way i was "plesanted" instead of "pleasantly surprised"

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  boymoding through the airport to not get patted down, yet still fem enough to use the women's restroom without issue guess E still has done a lot even if it didn't give me huge boobs or anything

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  [simpleflips voice] he was two blue but what is new blue?

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  galulu

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  multiple girls petting me unrelated: presenter: everyone have a good time?

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  nonverbal communication is actually awesome

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  in the mahjong cuck chair rn

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  hm i fully don't recognize my own face in the mirror. that's like. fine. probably.

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  trans culture is following a girl named Emily back to her hotel room and you somehow end up fucking a different girl named Emily who is also there

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  i seem to have found a way to glimpse a transgender communist utopia by simply being surrounded by a high density of very well paid trans girls. i went to a restaurant and a bar tonight and i didn't pay for either. oh also i complained about not being able to get an interview with a company and the girl sitting next to me just said "wait right here" and now apperently i have an interview lined up??! also at one point during the conference i had 3 different people pet...

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  me when a trans girl is nice to me and gives me pets: yeah i'd let you fuck my throat til i cry

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  frequency can be used to measure things that really feel like they should use different units. "how often should my OS check the state of the keyboard" "middle C" this is technically a coherent answer

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  me, 1 day after injection: i am the prettiest girl alive and noone can stop me me, 1 day before injection: i need to rip off all my skinnnn