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  To be fair, I've seen him in another stupider leather jacket that was reptile textured.

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  It's hard to get the "no homo" part out with his scrotum in your mouth.

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  I follow Paula Dean's advice when it comes to butter. And only that one subject.

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  I can tell this is true because even your meme has a lot of reading

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  Fuck. Off.

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  I mean, self lacing shoes is really not hard to do. We could have them now. It's just impractical (and potentially dangerous) to put motors, sensors, and a battery in the article of clothing that takes the most impact, experiences the most wear and tear, and it's in closest proximity to puddles of all your clothing items when elastic exists and serves well enough for casual wear.

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  Yeah but the guy who calls the other guy dumb fuck is right. You have to be a dumb fuck to see what is clearly either a 6 or a 9 as a 4. And there is no recourse when dealing with a loud, confident, dumb fuck that is denying the very reality of his eyes to project his desired alternate reality except to dismiss them as a dumb fuck and (optionally) announce it to those around him lest they begin to question their eyes as well.

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  John: "But why?" You: "Marie told me Bob called me a cuck. Fuck that guy." John: "That wasn't Bob from Sales, it was Bob from Accounts Payable." You: *pulls collar* ehhh. *whomp whomp music*

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  You're not the first, and you weren't the last.

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  "She's a movie star" yeah, we know. Lesbian stuff, right? How do you think Jeffrey found her for his boy Donny?