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  Dip your hands in pee and flick it at him and he'll scuttle away

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  The beer is putting chemicals in the cia to make them want you every day.

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  I've often what it's like to be an absolute fucking moron. Like, from their perspective. I mean, I'm impulsive and make a habit of not thinking things through, but to repeatedly do absolutely moronic things, to believe things with zero evidence and to not have the self awareness to change the way you think about anything, ever, regardless of the evidence you're presented with. Like. What is that LIKE?

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  Stainless steel hog roaster. It can roast a human. Look at this human. He could be roasted. Where is he? Don’t ask questions. Look. Come eat hog. Roasted hog. Very long roasted hog. Come alone.

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  This shit is bananas

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  Begun, the onion wars have. Who will the winner be? 🧅 or 🌽? Alia iacta est

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  Hot. I am so fucking turned on rn.