Jonas Wisser
jwisser@wandering.shop
<p>Pittsburgher. Tech Lead/Extra Senior Customer Support Engineer. Oberlin College alum. Tinkerer and putterer and fixer of broken things.</p><p>Furthermore, I hold that Facebook must be destroyed.</p>
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I didn’t have much time today and also at first I tried something more complicated and it was a disaster. (I have 36 regular acrylic markers, 12 pastel, and 12 metallic, and absolutely zero idea how any of them work together.) So my first entry for #inktober2026 is childishly simple. Most of the others probably will be too. Nevertheless: Apple. #Inktober
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For those who are participating in #Inktober: do you feel it’s intended to be completed with one specific ink/source (e.g., a single pen)? Is it cool to use other media like acrylic markers?
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I can't believe I've woken up to another day of It not Happening.
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Are you hydrated enough? Or maybe too caffeinated? There's an easy way to keep track! https://social.axiixc.com/@dropstracker/117334182873508630 (This is shameless shilling for a friend's app, not an ad. 😛)
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Root grant me the confidence of the man sitting on his front porch serenely smoking a joint as he watches multiple police cars with active lights surrounding an intersection one block up the hill.
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There&#39;s nothing that makes you feel quite as stupid while being entirely harmless as trying to take a drink from a bottle with the cap still on.
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Looks like pumpkin spice is back on the menu, boys!
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Apropos of nothing: while I&#39;m quite happy to call myself a progressive, I still bear the childhood rage of finding out that people who by and large do not care about conserving the environment or anything else worthwhile have claimed the word &quot;conservative&quot;. You ain&#39;t conservin&#39; anything, yer just a bunch o&#39; reactionary motherfuckers who like to imagine you woulda been hot shit under a more autocratic system. 😡
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A short list of things I have appreciated today: 1. For some reason I haven&#39;t been able to identify, the circuit breaker for my living room triggered today. Presumably, it protected several computers, game consoles, and other devices from overcurrent in the process. And afterwards… I just flipped it back on, and everything worked. That&#39;s pretty dang cool. (1/2)
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The #lunareclipse from Pittsburgh.
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I wonder if it&#39;s significant that today, a PTO day, the day after two stressful work projects finally resolved, is the first day in weeks I had absolutely no trouble gettting up when my first alarm went off. 🤔 Also, just got a hummingbird visitor at dawn. Not a bad way to start a long weekend. 💚
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🎵Hummingbird sittin&#39; in the old elm tree, Hawkin&#39; all the gnats that he can see 🎶
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sickos.jpg https://www.politico.com/news/2026/07/21/poll-data-centers-democrats-moratorium-01001799 &quot;AI exists to take good-paying jobs away from workers and further line the pockets of rich Silicon Valley elites. If they want to build these destructive data centers, let them do it in their own back yard.&quot; That&#39;s it. That&#39;s the line. You&#39;re welcome, politicians.
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Good morning! Today's small friend is… a hummingbird again! Look: if I get a good picture of a hummingbird, I post a good picture of a hummingbird. That's just how it is. #Pittsbirds #backyardbirding #birds #birdsofMastodon
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Happy First Moon Landing Day! On this day in 1969, Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin walked on the fucking moon. And if you don't think that's the tightest shit, get out of my face.
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i will pledge my life and soul and undying devotion to any deity that helps binface beat farage
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oh no i just had my first craving for crisp weather and a pumpkin spice beverage It&#39;s gonna be a long summer, y&#39;all.
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Regardless of whether Mitch McConnell is alive or dead or in some liminal state enabled by modern medical technology, we can still all celebrate that his many sins have finally caught up with him to some extent.
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I&#39;ve never had the urge to visit South Carolina before, but I&#39;ll make a pilgrimage just to dance on that particular grave.
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Hoping against hope that this is the first of several dominoes to fall in succession, and that&#39;s why I&#39;ve been feeling this immense mental pressure that It is about to Happen.
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Watched the first episode of Widow&#39;s Bay this morning before work and now all my brain wants to think about is cozy New England island horror fantasy. 😩 Curious to see if Widow&#39;s Bay manages to cut closer to the flavor I&#39;m looking for than Haven did. Haven got _so close_ sometimes, with some genuinely good episodes—the reanimating taxidermy animals come to mind—but over all it just never quite landed for me.
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There is no such thing as over-communication.
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Nero Wolfe is the Elrond of New York City, change my mind.
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&quot;You&#39;re worth more than what you can give to other people. You deserve love too.&quot;
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I&#39;ve decided to start a brand new Skyrim load order completely from scratch. I&#39;m starting by trying to remove 1200+ mods from Vortex all at once. Let&#39;s watch what happens, shall we?
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Yesterday I noticed that one of the heads of a sunflower out on my front stoop was getting raided before the petals had even fallen off. Based on my keen knowledge of the sunflower&#39;s natural predators, I developed a theory and I staked out the front door with a camera. Today&#39;s small friend is this yellow bandit, caught orange-beaked after returning to the scene of the crime. 💛 🖤 🤍🧡 #Pittsbirds #backyardbirding #birds #birdsofMastodon
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I am slowly narrowing in on the mod that&#39;s been causing half-second lag stutters in certain locations in Skyrim, and I swear to god I think it&#39;s going to be a mesh or texture change on barrels or certain kinds of thatched roofs. are you kidding me
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it&#39;s raining and no longer feels like Hell, yayyyyyy!
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The Pittsburgh Fourth of July celebrations are currently in suspended animation, with the fireworks theoretically set to start in 90 minutes. I get why the city doesn&#39;t want to shut it down, but there&#39;s now a 50% chance of thunderstorms from 9pm-11pm, so I think it might be time to call it. Heat shut down the Anthrocon furry parade and the Fourth of July parade in DC, too. Feels kinda like Someone&#39;s trying to send a message. 👀
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Just sat outside for three and a half hours and boy howdy am I pleased to be back in the air conditioning. 😅