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<p>&quot;I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.&quot; - Augusten Burroughs ๐Ÿงต </p><p>Outwalking existential dread at a brisk pace. Believer in printed ink, turn-based strategy, and a good cup of tea. The universe is largely absurd, but solid ground, crisp morning air, and a well-plotted fantasy novel make for a surprisingly compelling counterargument. ๐ŸŒŒ</p>

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    Oh no, another terrible horrible no good day in Africa ๐ŸŒ #southafrica #johannesburg

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    On 11 and 12 May this year large parts of the Western Cape, South Africa experienced heavy rainfall, swallowing vineyards, tearing through cellars, and rising two metres high, they left behind a landscape unrecognisable. The vineyards had its fertile topsoil stripped away, generations of work buried under shoulder deep river sand. Among the wreckage in the Robertson Valley, submerged in dark water and thick river silt, lay over a million bottles of wine. When the water finally receded, what re...

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    Really hope we get some snow again this year in #Joburg ๐Ÿ˜Š seems like large parts of #SouthAfrica and the entire mountain kingdom of #Lesotho will get some snow over the weekend and early next week โ„๏ธ โ›„

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    Clearly Iโ€™m just a nosy mofo, because ever since #Pokรฉmon games stopped letting you walk into random houses, the magic is gone. Sure, it could be the open world or the muted colours, but deep down I know itโ€™s because I canโ€™t just stomp into a strangerโ€™s living room no more ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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    So happy that flat #design is coming to an end. Give me back bevels, gradients, glossy buttons, and faux-leather stitching. I want depth! I want textures! Bring back skeuomorphism and let digital things look FUN again! Make all designs amazingly fun again, create always! (aka MADAFACA) ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜…

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    The neighbourhood gang

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    Coworker: โ€œIs there a Josh on your team?โ€ Me: โ€œThatโ€™s probably me.โ€ At this point, if Starbucks and my coworkers agree my name is Josh, who am I to argue? ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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    Biscoff for breakfast ๐Ÿช

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    Still true

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    Mossy Monday

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    If vibe coding&amp;#39;s been good for one thing, it&amp;#39;s been to prove to &amp;quot;the idea people&amp;quot; that no, that idea is in fact not a million dollar idea ๐Ÿ‘€

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    Sometimes I think about that time I did yoga for funsies and the instructor actually scolded me for not practicing at home. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Like, listen Linda, Iโ€™m barely &quot;practicing&quot; while Iโ€™m in the building. Youโ€™re lucky I even went full downward dog today. I thought this was shavasana, not a bloody performance review! ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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    Ever heard of the Great African Seaforest, the only floating bamboo kelp forest on the planet? ๐ŸŒฟ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒŠ The Great African Seaforest is a unique ecological marvel stretching over 1,000 kilometers from the shores of Cape Town into the waters of Namibia. It holds the distinction of being the only floating bamboo kelp forest on the planet, dominated by the species Ecklonia maxima. These underwater canopies grow as tall as 15 meters, creating a complex, three-dimensional habitat that functions much like...

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    You know how when you get older you start to enjoy things old(er) people enjoy(ed) Like sitting on the porch and watching birds... My newest &amp;quot;old people&amp;quot; thing is reading printed newspapers ๐Ÿ—ž๏ธ๐Ÿ™ƒ why is it so interesting and there&amp;#39;s no click bait ๐Ÿชค

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    The older you get, the more you realise your meat sack requires constant maintenance, and frankly, it is incredibly bothersome. I didnโ€™t sign up for this level of biological admin. ๐Ÿ˜’ One day youโ€™re invincible, and the next, youโ€™re basically a high-maintenance tamagotchi that requires a specific pH-balanced serum and a 20-minute stretching ritual just to get up off the couch without making weird noises. ๐Ÿฆด๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ

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    What&amp;#39;s happening in your corner of the world? In South Africa we&amp;#39;re serious about not being serious ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

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    A message from Joburg ๐Ÿ“ท by Happy Sindane #johannesburg

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    Here&amp;#39;s a concrete reminder The world is better because youโ€™re in it. Don&amp;#39;t ever forget how much you matter.

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    Green spaces in the hidden places, little pockets of the city proving that nature always finds a way to climb back ๐ŸŒฟ