Chipotle Axolotl (aka Julian)
julianlawson@beige.party
<p>Not half the man he used to be. </p><p>My avatar is a selfie, lying on the grass in Glastonbury, wearing a flowery £2 charity shop blouse and some £5 sunglasses. </p><p>Hobbies: expensive designer couture, obvs. Home automation. Jigsaws. Seething. Wokeflake.</p><p>Passion: cooking. From a 65-dish Georgian (the period) Christmas dinner to a deep dive into Georgian (the country) cuisine sparked by a random mention of khmeli suneli. </p><p>Work: Project management.</p><p>Chief Subjunctintendent.</p><p>Live in: The UK, Europe.</p>
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#totp is this based on the theme tune from Casualty?
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#totp fucking hell why would they repeat this after seeing how execrable the miming was
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#totp it's like the dancers are doing a 40bpm dance to a 120bpm song
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#totp well this is far better than I was expecting.
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#totp utter ahit
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#totp I have a feeling the best is *not* about to come
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#totp tbh this is sending me to sleep
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#totp I lived in NYC in the noughties so was mostly unaware of the bland tat being forced down the throat of top of the pop viewer
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#totp oof that's bad miming even by totp standards
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#totp fuckbubbles. I left to avoid Dancing in the Streets and do some chores but missed Col Abrams. Doh!
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#totp rip bt
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#totp IF I WERE NOT IF I WAS, MIDGE. Sincerely the grammar police
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#totp lead singer has a face for radio tho
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#totp I'm a big fan of bands with two drummers (see : Pavement, Adam and the Ants) but three drummers? That's cray-cray
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#totp oooh insanely excited that Lloyd Cole is coming up
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#totp Holy fuck. Steve Wright was 27 is 1981. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Wright_(DJ)
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#totp I'd take a Dollar song over a Bucks Fizz song any day.
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#totp THIS SONG IS ABOUT SEX! AVERT YOUR EYES AND EARS!
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#totp Axelotl factotl: I was friends with Julian Cope's cousin Edward back in the day. Man this is a great song.
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#totp but good to see a pencil microphone. WAIT WAS THAT THE CLANGERS DOING THE BACKING?
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#totp *Chandler voice* could this BE more eighties?
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#totp early 80s was big on medleys. But surely they're unprofitable as you have to pay royalties for every song included?
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#totp this has not changed my mind that 2000 was a pretty bad year for music
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Great day at #greenman2025. Highlights were ear, Shame, Prostitute and Pigeon. And I lasted past midnight!
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The Internet is BACK baby. Let&#39;s just say I joked that the WiFi password for the mixing desk was probably on a post-it note and that wasn&#39;t too far from the truth. Just watched Tamikrest, who were amazing with North African beats and amazing musicianship. Next is Bug Club, which may be an anticlimax. #greenMan2026
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The Internet is BACK baby. Let&#39;s just say I joked that the WiFi password for the mixing desk was probably on a post-it note and that wasn&#39;t too far from the truth. Just watched Tamikrest, who were amazing with North African beats and amazing musicianship. Next is Bug Club, which may be an anticlimax. #greenMan2026
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After a long chat at the bar with friends of friends we zipped to Round The Twist for an excellent but hot and sweaty RTT Session with Margate&#39;s finest Pigeon #greenMan2026
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Lunch (spinach and chickpea curry wrap) in the secret-ish woods, a peppermint tea before Belair Lip Bombs. Nice to take it easy for a bit. #greenMan2026
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Really enjoying Nation of Language at #greenMan2026. I tried to persuade Edward to come because he loves twiddly synths, but he was too fatigued. Lovely OMD vibes, and even better live than on recordings IMO
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The Daniel Avery set is amazing. #greenMan2026