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√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)

juanejot@beige.party

<p>Linux, biology &amp; sci-fi nerd, father, thinks he&#39;s funny. 🙄
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    Apparently, we live in the timeline where Pat Boone could be construed to make more sense than Ed Sheeran. https://www.thedailybeast.com/maga-icon-pat-boone-92-reads-riot-act-to-tired-trump-80/

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    The Flash just spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes.

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    @Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt And what do you know about epistemology?

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    Something tells me they’d be eating the yellow snow.

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    @alipunk@thecanadian.social “OOMTSOOMTSOOMTSOOMTS” is the sound of the blood ringing in your ears while you concentrate on not falling down amongst them.

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    @Lana@beige.party Vote the fallacy of an American observing autumn: “Fall, I see… 🍂🍁👀”

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    Today being lesson n that “These 🫏 🕳️ s don’t know what they’re doing.”

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    It just occurred to me how much “friendship” sounds like “French dip.”

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    Almost seems like anywhere he plants his face (national parks, passports, official portraits of the office he play-acts at) could include the subtitle, “There, ruined it for you.”

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    The *Bill Nye the Science Guy* theme, but for Tolkien: “🎵Bilbo, the hobbit goes! (Bil! Bo! Bil! Bo!)🎶”

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    Wonder’s never seen (in her invisible jet plane). #MashUpSuperHeroAndQuotes #HashtagGames

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    Social engineering: Get people to drink less hot cocoa by pronouncing it “hurt cuckoo.”

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    Hear me out: Barney Stinson as “Douche-y Houser^” ^Credit to Wife

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    Ventos: the flinchmaker!

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    :geordi_no: “6 🤷 7” (Also, if ⊥rump had his way, “8647”) :geordi_ye: ”8 🤷 4” (Also, if Orwell were describing it, *1984*)

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    :geordi_no: Starlink :geordi_ye: Earthseed

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    Kid the Elder entreated me to sing along with SoaD’s “Toxicity” in “Yoda voice,” and no shade to Serj Tankian, but now I can barely imagine doing so otherwise.

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    “Gimme That Old-Time Antidisestablishmentarianism” #LongWordASong #HashtagGames

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    Stevie Wonder’s “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocioustition” #LongWordASong #HashtagGames

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    “IDGAFloccinaucinihilipilification” #LongWordASong #HashtagGames

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    “She Autoenfenestrated Through The Bathroom” —The Beatles #LongWordASong #HashtagGames

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    Flash Gordita #GlobalCuisineSciFi #HashtagGames

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    Gnocchimancer #GlobalCuisineSciFi #HashtagGames

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    Stranger in a Strange Lamington #GlobalCuisineSciFi #HashtagGames

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    Ramen in Black #GlobalCuisineSciFi #HashtagGames

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    I, Robok Choy #GlobalCuisineSciFi #HashtagGames

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    Pierogi One #GlobalCuisineSciFi #HashtagGames

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    The Great British Baking Truman Show #GlobalCuisineSciFi #HashtagGames

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    The Fifth Steamed Bun #GlobalCuisineSciFi #HashtagGames

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    Baklava to the Future #GlobalCuisineSciFi #HashtagGames