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🔪 Joel May-Kill 🔪

jpm@aus.social

<p>I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes. Best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0. </p><p>Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!</p>

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    Okay FINE I’ll increase the schematic drawing borders to A2 size

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    Thinking about doing horrible things to an ADC to generate random numbers.

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    I have had Another Idea for Random Friend. Are TO-92 sized transistors friend-shaped? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TO-92

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    Hey wanna see a caterpillar orgy?

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    Hey @lcamtuf@infosec.exchange it arrived in Australia!

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    @NewtonMark@eigenmagic.net and Oracle gonna go splat: https://finance.yahoo.com/technology/ai/articles/oracles-ai-bet-just-sent-202854124.html

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    Man Durphy’s

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    Lies, damned lies, and MOSFET current ratings

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    Today will be an electronics building day, assembling a prototype TPS62933P-based power supply board to get familiar with the chip before using them in upcoming designs.

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    Fillet Minions

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    The brand name on my lock picks is raising many questions already answered by the brand name on my lock picks #StraightOuttaShenzen

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    Bec: hey what did you order from France? It just arrived. Me: uhhh… *whirr whirr crunch grind* nothing? Unless it’s that book from the USA I ordered? It’s definitely a book-shaped box.

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    I don’t even have my blowtorch out yet

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    Brb gonna go overclock my toaster oven by adding a few extra heating elements

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    OH: can I have a whole packet of ham?

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    Were pkjid? :pakidge:

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    RE: https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/117276493376694589 Stop, squat, and cough.

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    Shed Eeeran

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    Every time I see the #ICACRadio hashtag used, I think of this: https://music.apple.com/au/album/mexican-radio/1443476542?i=1443476681&amp;l=en-GB

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    Lunch:

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    DIPPY EGGS

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    This is BRILLIANT! #StraightOuttaShenzen https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005012410850089.html

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    Why am I being catted?

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    “I want to punch these cunts in the face because explaining to them how stupid this is won&#39;t have any effect” - @decryption@aus.social in The Sizzle, Issue 2637

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    Your internal soundtrack for the next 15 minutes is now Crazy Frog

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    Turns out that your employer DOES have to pay you for the hour you worked during daylight savings when the clocks shift back. Including overtime and/or penalty rates. :solidarity_sock:

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    RE: https://raggedfeathers.com/@lilithsaintcrow/117015912530115856 I won’t be sad when Larry loses his racing yachts. And his shirt.

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    OH: don’t put mince in your shirt pocket

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    Apparently I’m 15 again. Tastes like bubblegum

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    Amaranth-lang: with m.FSM(): … My idiot brain: with flying spaghetti monster