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  I did t make a big deal out of it today, don’t even think I mentioned it on here. Today’s my birthday and I’m dealing with some pretty difficult family stuff. And some of its challenging and family dynamics and some of it sucksucksucks. But you guys are such good people. Better than friends, closer than family. The family I always wanted. Thanks for spending today on the fediverse with me and I hope you realize how special each and every one of you are. <3

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  Ok so I’ve made a decision. I don’t want to eat a billionaire. That sounds fucking awful, maybe worse for me than it is for them. I’m just going to do this the American way: cook them, put them in the fridge for a week, and then throw them out.

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  Last night saw the whole “omg omg trump says he’s halting the attack because Iran acquiesced omg” and I was literally like “Why. Are. We. Covering. Anything. That. Fucking. Hemorrhoid. Says. No but seriously why.” This is why we shouldn’t.

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  Oh oh oh wait I got this… HIS GOOSE IS NOT VALUED https://hactivedirectory.com/@josh/117017575681578474

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  Joining the meeting from the (active) road in your new Tesla while you're fully reclined and hands-off just kinda doesn't make me feel that good about you. :/

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  Oh thank fucking Christ. https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xvr6x3yam5mq4a6q2suxbt5u/post/3mq6e3cfqms27

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  Thank god Republicans are focusing on the important issues. “You never see a giraffe, a male giraffe, that mate(s) with a giraffe,” Rod Joseph said. “Myself right now saying, ‘I am a giraffe,’ that doesn’t mean it’s true.”

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  So how’s that war in Iran that we’re not fighting?

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  It’s true: I’m a twat. https://mastodon.social/@fesshole/116887880358313107

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  So what's all this going on about some sportsball or other? Is that happening now? #usa #fifa #worldcup2026 #football #worldcup

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  Dude. Stop. Electing. Celebrity. Fuckheads. Just stop. Stop it! No just Stop!!! https://flipboard.com/@thenewsdesk/politics-9rga37brz/-/a-4NHd3WjWRLexq4F2Wn-IHA%3Aa%3A43591897-%2F0

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  Would definitely plan a trip to Boob World with Rick & Morty

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  Nice augmented fifth you got there. Be a shame if someone naturalized it.

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  Mood https://ciberlandia.pt/@hackersbot/116547009157089943

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  Incredible.

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  @Dennis@beige.party You’ll probably want to destring it first and use a light varnish scrub. If you’re not careful you’ll ruin its sound profile.

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  44 hours in the chair. Deployment is… deployed.

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  After-dinner fart.

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  Nothing like an all nighter deployment. I’m not as young as I used to be.

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  Star Trek puppy 🐶

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  Banana pie. Crackers. Cheese. Nomnomnomnom.

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  Dooood I think this job give me jock itch. Prolly killed my niece. Ran over Santa Claus.

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  This is exactly what I needed. https://fedi.j1nk4l.com/@pilum/116525997037606090

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  So what body is this if this is taken from Perseverance? https://mastodon.social/@PersevereImgBot/116525990637069726

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  Got to spend the 8 hours preceding 1am diagnosing someone else’s code — not as you might imagine looking at said code, but implying what it says by result inference. I am so done with today.

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  I love it when my phone is like “INVALID FACE TRY FACE AGAIN”

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  Didn't Majel Barrett record her voice in a huge library before she passed away? Hooking that up to Claude would be hella dope.

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  ah yes. I forgot to eat today.

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  RE: https://mastodon.world/@MPgh/116517728658970511 This... cannot... be a thing. OMG. Rainbows and Snoopys in kiddie jail because you had the audacity to be a brown person.

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  Me all day today